Why bother going through the trouble of signing Jose Lima.

Just put a batting practice machine out on the hill and put a jukebox next to it playing Salsa music.

We'd get the exact same thing and save about 8 mil a year.

Jose Lima would not cost 8 million. Don't be stupid.

And how would we make up for his wife?

ask the question another time -- after he gives up 7 runs in the first inning.

 

He's rarely the pitcher he was last night.

Jose Lima would not cost 8 million.  Don't be stupid.

And how would we make up for his wife? 

How much would he cost?

No, I think the guy is a grade A jag bag. I'm not one to get angry, but with a guy like that pitching, I'd at the very least be tempted to swing and miss and let the bat slip out of my hands.

 

The guy flat out shows up his opponents. I love the fact he has heart and is into the games, but I don't like the way he does it at times. He cracks me up though when he's on the mound.

How much would he cost?

He does not exactly have a good track record. His career era is over 5 so i am thinking 2-3 million four at the most.

Lima's crazy, in at least two languages. Ozzie wouldn't want to see his circus act for 162 games and I don't blame him

Lima Time!!!

 

This pretty much explains Mr. Lima. Histarical link.

Lima Time!!!

 

This pretty much explains Mr. Lima.  Histarical link.