You are worth exactly $1,978,370.00

You are worth exactly $2,383,234.00

 

It must be my superior wang...10"

HA!

You are worth exactly: $1,880,440.00.

"You ain't worth s***"

 

 

^^^^apparantly a reader was confused by this. To clear up any confusion, my actual value was 1.7+. The above was merely a joke...thank you and enjoy the game.

1,741,610.00

1,917,772.00

You are worth exactly $2,165,830.00.

Humans for sale? Aren't those considered hookers?? hehe

Humans for sale? Aren't those considered hookers?? hehe

That's more like "renting" someone

That's more like "renting" someone

So does that mean marriage is considered "buying" them??

So does that mean marriage is considered "buying" them?? 

No green needed there