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Caption this picture!

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Need to think of a funny caption to this picture, just wondering if anyone had any good ones!

 

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QUOTE(valponick @ Jan 11, 2005 -> 08:40 PM)
Need to think of a funny caption to this picture, just wondering if anyone had any good ones!

 

Janphotocap.jpg

 

By drawing the short stick, Jose (foreground) was stuck with the job of killing his idol, Simon Cowell (background).

 

:huh:

 

sorry...it sucks...I know...

Guy Closest to Camera Thinks: "This stick, his ass. This stick, his ass. This stick, his ass. This stick, his ass."

 

Just look at his face, that's what it looks like he's thinking!

 

2nd Guy Thinks: "My life is over I lost a pool game, poor me"

 

Farthest: "I already have a stick in my ass."

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Thats actually not bad, Jose is actually Rodney Morris though. Keep em coming, if I come up with a really good one I might be able to win a prize.

Oops, sorry Rodney! Maybe I should change it incase he happens to wander by this site. He looks pissed, and he looks like he could kick my butt. :D

"3 single guys on a Saturday night. They have to stroke their sticks alone again."

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QUOTE(Mr. Zero @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 03:03 AM)
Guy Closest to Camera Thinks: "This stick, his ass. This stick, his ass. This stick, his ass. This stick, his ass."

 

Just look at his face, that's what it looks like he's thinking!

 

2nd Guy Thinks: "My life is over I lost a pool game, poor me"

 

Farthest: "I already have a stick in my ass."

 

Yea, I pretty much get the same thing from that picture, although thats not exactly a caption. I need to come up with a funny one to win a prize, and if I do and its someone from thsi board who helps me I'll paypal them some $$$.

"Jerry and Steve weren't on talking terms after someone invited the Simon Cowell look-a-like to insult them during the game."

The Three Musketeers just got their asses handed to them by the Three Blind Mice.

 

Note: It would be kind of fun if the admins arranged a weekly Caption This Picture thread and at the end of the week chose the best ones and had everyone vote for their favorite. Something to keep us occupied for the rest of the offseason.

O.K., a bit of a combo:

 

 

"If that damn Simon Cowell tells me one more time that my rendition of All Out Of Love was "bloody awful", then this stick is going right up his Thames River!!!"

Maurice and Tony thought they were on to something, but unfortunatley for them, their ticket to fame was ruined when everybody else also brought their pool sticks to the American Idol try-outs in Boise, Idaho last week.

 

"I thought it would make a great mic stand," Maurice was quoted as to saying "I do it all the time at home, and LuAnn, my wife, always tells me I should try out for that Idol show, she loves it."

 

 

 

:huh :unsure:

Furthest guy: Damn i have bad gas tonight

Middle guy: Oh man, this smell is gunna make me pass out.

Front guy: If farts one more time im gunna kill him.

"Damn! I wore my bowling shirt to a pool tourney."

Janphotocap.jpg

 

What do you mean we can't play until southsider finishes posting?

We both have gone 6 hours straight without a break.

Edited by Texsox

Closest guys looks like why do I have to watch this guys ass when I could be looking at Jeanette Lee's ass?

 

Middle guys says I bet he works out...

 

Last guy says I think he is shaking his ass at me and I think I might like it....

QUOTE(valponick @ Jan 11, 2005 -> 09:40 PM)
Need to think of a funny caption to this picture, just wondering if anyone had any good ones!

 

Janphotocap.jpg

 

Ppssst!... here, chalk... Don't tell the other guy.

4 sticks.......... but only 3 dudes. :ph34r:

The dude in the black has a case of "bitter beer face".

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 11, 2005 -> 10:06 PM)
Ppssst!... here, chalk...  Don't tell the other guy.

:headbang :lolhitting

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 11, 2005 -> 10:06 PM)
Ppssst!... here, chalk...  Don't tell the other guy.

 

Yeah, my vote for the best yet! :lolhitting :lolhitting

Janphotocap.jpg

 

This will be a lot more fun, once we buy a table

Edited by Texsox

QUOTE(valponick @ Jan 11, 2005 -> 08:40 PM)
Need to think of a funny caption to this picture, just wondering if anyone had any good ones!

 

Janphotocap.jpg

"....nobody else here has a stick....are you SURE Texas Hold 'Em is a billiards game?"

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