Yes, I've finally made this thread.  You all suck at kissing the owners ass too.  What is up with me actually having to say something funny to get into this thread. 

 

You all should bow down and worship my every post.

 

Pftt. If you didn't need us to do all of your legwork, we might be worried

Yes, I've finally made this thread.  You all suck at kissing the owners ass too.  What is up with me actually having to say something funny to get into this thread. 

 

You all should bow down and worship my every post.

In that case....

 

If only I could make smiley's green! :headshake :rolly

JimH:

Interesting that they outrighted Walker off the 40 man roster, that gives them room to add somebody, hmmmm.

 

Tony82087:

The table is being set............

 

Soxnbears01:

does timo have a brother we can get?

 

You all should bow down and worship my every post.

 

If you ever say that again, I'm probably gonna have to hit you in the face with a trout.

 

Just so you know

In the Are You A Seeder? Thread

 

[looks at pregnant wife]

Awesome exchange in the Peoria Journal article thread...

 

It's ABSOLUTELY true about the women at Sox games! Every bit as HAWT as women at Cub games, if not better!!! The Sox seem to draw more Latinas to the games, and that is OKAY BY ME!!!! I luuuuuuuuuv the Latin ladies....that's why I married one!!!!

 

settle down.

 

that first paragraph is pretty stellar, especially with the reverse gender bit.

 

Well, YOU go ahead and reverse the gender, I stand by my original comment....  

Great exchange in the "Woman Grows Penis" thread:

 

Everyone knows about the Clitoris, it is a great bar down on Wacker. It is upstairs from the G-Spot club. The place is owned by a guy named Hyman.

 

Are you sure? I thought Hymen went broke?

 

Maybe he owned the G-Spot club then, because a lot of people claim that place doesn't exist.

 

Snappy.

Bruce Levine is about as accurate as carpet bombing.

He says it best

I'm now 50-50 of getting a direct hit tomorrow night

I'm the sliver of green in Texas, that's green of a different meaning 

 

 

Now that's irony

Ah, the worm has turned, and now Tex is staring down the barrel.

 

Stay safe, Tex.  Here's hoping Emily misses you... not that I'm wishing ill on your neighbors to the south.

 

Just curious Tex, do you have the theme from the old Bob Newhart Show running through your head yet? [/joke grenade]

 

For those of you who are too young or have not filled your brains with useless trivia, the Bob Newhart theme was Home to Emily

From 7/20's game thread reflecting on the previous night's loss...

 

 

YAS...

 

They didn't suck yesterday. We did.

 

 

And Tex with the zinger..

 

 

Sometimes it is better to give than receive . . .

 

 

 

 

kyyle23 in the game thread

 

He's basically Mark Grace with power but without the average.

 

Ok, thats basically not mark grace.

This thread a one act play.

 

Player A: You're stupid and God exists but show me your stupidity anyway. Prove it with math.

 

Player B, C, D: What are you, stupid?

 

Player A: No you are. Statistics, statistics, statistics.

 

Player E: This doesn't make sense because of "hole in theory" here, here, and here.

 

Player A: That is so stupid, youre an idiot. Statistics, statistics, statistics.

 

Player F: Mmmm. I like Beer. Makes me believe in God.

 

Player G, C, E: I agree. Beer is good and a good case for God.

 

Player A: Stop being so stupid and show me how stupid you are! Statistics, Statistics, Statistics.

 

Player H: This doesn't make sense because of "hole in theory" here, here, and here.

 

Player B: This is dumb and so are you.

 

Player A: No, you're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! Statistics, Statistics, Statistics.

 

The End.

 

This made me laugh. I heart wino.

In JUGG's "When thinking about another bat" thread

 

He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=250726110&prov=ap

 

Griffey's got bad #'s vs ARI in the Johnson years there.

Vizuqel 5/19  1RBI  4BB, 4K's

Lowell  5/30  3RBI 3BB,  11K's,  1 HR

Huff  3/8    1RBI 0BB, 0K's

 

When it comes to Randy:

Huff > Vizquel > Lowell > Griffey Jr

 

 

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Baseball Bats thread...

 

SS2k5:

I remember seeing the samething.  What gave you perspective was they had one of Mark McGwires bats next to it and it was TINY.

 

Finkelstein:

But I'm sure McGwire's barrel was bigger.

 

Me:

So were his biceps, triceps, abs, glutes, obliques, quads.....

 

BDavisFutureHOF:

Everything except his balls..............

 

ZING!!!!!!!

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I'm going to wake the kids up laughing out loud.

 

Well done, guys.

I say we trade for the roast beef sandwich because it can't declare free agency, it's still under Arbytration.

 

Per The Inside Beat

 

 

Well done there Lightspeeder!