July 18, 200520 yr This guy is not just a loser, but a moron too. Man claims to be Steelers' QB to get dates
July 18, 200520 yr Damn. There goes my plans for Saturday night. I guess Scott Podesednik can rest easy.
July 18, 200520 yr I tried that once, but no one believed me. I thought being Big Ben would be a great way to get guys, but, well I've been wrong before. . .
July 18, 200520 yr That guy's got it ALL wrong... You have to pretend to be Willie Harris...that's money everytime!
July 18, 200520 yr Oh c'mon, like none of us have ever fibbed or streched the truth for a little action.
July 18, 200520 yr If the guy was really stupid he'd be in downtown chicago trying to pick up girls with this..... "Hello Ladies....i'm former NFL quarterback Kordell Stewart!" or maybe being in Atlanta and saying "Hello Ladies...i'm Ron Mexico!" juddling Edited July 18, 200520 yr by juddling
July 18, 200520 yr I pretended I was Frank Thomas but that didn't really work out well... only beacause I'm skinny and white...
July 18, 200520 yr I tell everyone I'm 55 years old. I look damn good for 55. I'm actually 43. If I tell them that, they ask if I'm feeling ok.
July 18, 200520 yr I used to tell the ladies I was Richard Simmons. For some reason that never worked for me.
July 18, 200520 yr The guy would have been exposed as just a loser if he hadnt signed that girls jersey. I guess when you are in that far, you gotta keep up with your story. That girl has to be PISSED. He was also charged with criminal mischief for allegedly ruining a Steelers jersey owned by one of the women's neighbors when he signed his worthless rendition of Roethlisberger's autograph on it. The jersey was worth $75 before it was signed, police said. Its funny though. I would have written something on it like "You go Girl! - Big Ben" Edited July 18, 200520 yr by kyyle23
July 18, 200520 yr Funny email regarding this on Jim Rome's show along the lines of: I've been pretending to be an NFL quarterback for three years. Signed, Joey Harrington
July 18, 200520 yr Damn I read the thread title and was hoping this meant there was a new Porkchop article out... :crying"
July 18, 200520 yr QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 01:56 PM) I used to tell the ladies I was Richard Simmons. For some reason that never worked for me. maybe they didn't want to be sweating to the oldies
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