The Rally Crede calls his mom... Daily.

And the Rally Crede always calls the morning after.

Edited October 21, 200520 yr by ChiSoxyGirl

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that's Daley, damn Indiana boy can't spell.

And the Rally Crede always calls the morning after.

I tried calling but you gave me the wrong number . . .

The Rally Crede's favorite drink is a shot of bourbon with a human hair in it.

The Rally Crede created the Flying Spaghetti Monster and blessed his noodley appendage.

The Rally Crede kills ninjas all of the time, and doesn't even think twice about it.

The Rally Crede believes in Santa Claus and wants to put him in Pornos!

The Rally Crede sleeps 8 hours a day!

The Rally Crede once climbed Mt. Everest just to get a better TV signal.

The Rally Crede once climbed Mt. Everest just to get a better TV signal.

 

The Rally Crede has powers, man!

What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?

That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.

And the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...with mind bullets!

The Rally Crede makes Faberge' Eggs into delicious western omelets.

The Rally Crede has a theme song

 

Who can turn the world on with his smile?

Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

Well it's Rally Crede, and you should know it

With each glance and every little movement he shows it

 

Love is all around, no need to waste it

You can have a town, why don't you take it?

We're gonna win it after all

We're gonna win it after all

 

 

How will you win it on your own?

This world is awfully big, But this time you've got fans

But it's time you started living

It's time you let someone else do some giving

 

Love is all around, no need to waste it

You can have a town, why don't you take it

We're gonna win it after all

We're gonna win it after all

The Rally Crede ran over Mary Tyler Moore with a bus at the end of that show's credits.

 

You just never saw it.

The Rally Crede ran over Mary Tyler Moore with a bus at the end of that show's credits.

 

You just never saw it.

 

If you play the song backwards it says, Joe is dead, nine times. Scarrrrry

The Rally Crede slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and took a piss on the side of my garage. I'm inviting him over again next week.

The Rally Crede uses the Sun-Times sports page as toilet paper.

The Rally Crede slept with my wife, kicked my dog, and took a piss on the side of my garage.  I'm inviting him over again next week.

 

Of course Rally Crede had common sense to stay away from the music collection!

The Rally Crede uses the Sun-Times sports page as toilet paper.

 

Duh, don't we all?

The Rally Crede once throat-punched a nun because she looked like Mariotti.

The Rally Crede once throat-punched a nun because she looked like Mariotti.

 

And then the Rally Crede sanctified her after he found out she was a White Sox fan.

Immaculate Conception = Rally Crede's doing.

It took the Lord seven days to create the universe...

 

The Rally Crede could do it in 5!

The Rally Crede's number is 867-5309