May 21, 200322 yr We'll do our weekly show with Mr.Showtime taking CubKilla's place and then crawl our dead asses to the Cell on Saturday for the tailgate. Join the Chat room during the broadcast! Or email us during the show! feedback@soxandroll.com SoxandRoll Radio
May 22, 200322 yr Friday, huh? Got an extra chair? Oh f*** yeah! And if we don't, you can sit in Maury's chair.
May 22, 200322 yr I don't know about that...I don't want to THINK about what Maury PinStripes has done in ( or TO ) that chair!!! Friday night, MPS..... See you then, Show!
May 22, 200322 yr Hey, MPS, I need directions again to "Maury's House Of Fun!" It's been a while since I've been out that way. E-mail them to me, f***tard!!
May 22, 200322 yr Is this all the f'ing way up in Bensenville again..? NEVER reveal any hints about the location of "Maury's House Of Fun"!! The SnR studio location is a TIGHTLY HELD SECRET, and God only knows what could happen if that information falls into the wrong hands... "Hey, fellas, it's me, BlubberFanSteve!!! Why are you broadcasting SOX games??? The Cubbies are in FIRST PLACE!!! Instead of Sox And Roll, you should be broadcasting Cubbie Blues Radio!!!" "Tee hee hee hee hee......"
May 22, 200322 yr NEVER reveal any hints about the location of "Maury's House Of Fun"!! The SnR studio location is a TIGHTLY HELD SECRET, and God only knows what could happen if that information falls into the wrong hands... "Hey, fellas, it's me, BlubberFanSteve!!! Why are you broadcasting SOX games??? The Cubbies are in FIRST PLACE!!! Instead of Sox And Roll, you should be broadcasting Cubbie Blues Radio!!!" "Tee hee hee hee hee......" I guess this means you will have to raise the SnR Terror alert status to Code Red!
May 22, 200322 yr Author NEVER reveal any hints about the location of "Maury's House Of Fun"!! The SnR studio location is a TIGHTLY HELD SECRET, and God only knows what could happen if that information falls into the wrong hands... "Hey, fellas, it's me, BlubberFanSteve!!! Why are you broadcasting SOX games??? The Cubbies are in FIRST PLACE!!! Instead of Sox And Roll, you should be broadcasting Cubbie Blues Radio!!!" "Tee hee hee hee hee......" I guess this means you will have to raise the SnR Terror alert status to Code Red! LOL! With "The Critter" there, it's above orange.
May 22, 200322 yr The Critter, huh?? That's Reason # 674 why you suck, Maury!!! The first 673 are all softball-related!! 673, by the way, is the number of bounces the average Maury grounder takes to reach the 2nd baseman.
May 22, 200322 yr Author The Critter, huh?? That's Reason # 674 why you suck, Maury!!! The first 673 are all softball-related!! 673, by the way, is the number of bounces the average Maury grounder takes to reach the 2nd baseman. I ge bayse hee! I no hee home ron . Hey, my 673 hoppers are an out just like your fly balls to the outfield. And like i said before, you should thank the grounds keepers at hawthorn park this year for leaving teh grass so high. Makes you look like a right fielder on gappers!
May 22, 200322 yr You didn't cramp your hand on the scorebook, didja? What happened, Maury? "Softball injury." Pulled hammy? Rotator cuff? "No...carpal tunnel from keeping score!" :finger And I'll say it now as I said it then, "Dee grass was sloween mee down ass mush as eet slow dee ball down, so ees all dee sane theen!!" Too bad we have no fans, or I'd have run out to them blowing kisses and tapping my chest in some bizarre gang signal!!!
May 22, 200322 yr I don't know about that...I don't want to THINK about what Maury PinStripes has done in ( or TO ) that chair!!! Friday night, MPS..... See you then, Show! Well, I've sat in the chair many times and I'm fine.
May 22, 200322 yr Author You didn't cramp your hand on the scorebook, didja? What happened, Maury? "Softball injury." Pulled hammy? Rotator cuff? "No...carpal tunnel from keeping score!" :finger And I'll say it now as I said it then, "Dee grass was sloween mee down ass mush as eet slow dee ball down, so ees all dee sane theen!!" Too bad we have no fans, or I'd have run out to them blowing kisses and tapping my chest in some bizarre gang signal!!! Oh no you didnt! You know damn well i had blisters on my hand the size of the warts on your **** from swinging at the cages too much before the game like a dumbass. :finger
May 22, 200322 yr Author I don't know about that...I don't want to THINK about what Maury PinStripes has done in ( or TO ) that chair!!! Friday night, MPS..... See you then, Show! Well, I've sat in the chair many times and I'm fine. You dont want to know.
May 22, 200322 yr Author The stage is set, this is gonna be one of the best SNR shows we've done. i have a feeling "The Critter" isnt going to shut the f*** up.
May 22, 200322 yr i have a feeling "The Critter" isnt going to shut the f*** up. That's alright by me. I'll be fiesty by that time anyway.
May 23, 200322 yr I don't shut up on the field, I don't shut up in the bar, why would I suddenly clam up at Maury's House Of Fun??? I'll TRY not to step on Guido's PBP too much! and Maury....what's the difference between your wart-sized blisters and SamMe's toenail??? HUH??? TOUGH GUY??? "Ay con play today, Coash, Ay have bleesters on my honds dee sigh of wars!" ...sissy... :finger
May 23, 200322 yr Author I don't shut up on the field, I don't shut up in the bar, why would I suddenly clam up at Maury's House Of Fun??? I'll TRY not to step on Guido's PBP too much! and Maury....what's the difference between your wart-sized blisters and SamMe's toenail??? HUH??? TOUGH GUY??? "Ay con play today, Coash, Ay have bleesters on my honds dee sigh of wars!" ...sissy... :finger I never said i was the team star or a gladiator. and i missed 1 game. I WILL be in the lineup for the next game.
May 23, 200322 yr Any chance of moving these weekday shows to a little later in the evening? Sucks for us Cali/West Coast folks that work until 7pm CST to have to miss those...
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