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Reasonably humorous parody

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"Why is Ben Roethlisberger starting for the Steelers instead of Charlie Batch? Scoop Jackson exposes Bill Cowher’s history of unabashed racism.

 

:lolhitting

Detroit Native Jerome "From Detroit" Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown)

 

:o

I think there's enough Detroits in that sentence.

This game is going to be won by the team that exacts its will on its opponent. It’s that simple. Football is about physicality, and the more physical team will take home the Super Bowl trophy. I won three championships in my career so I know what I’m talking about.

 

In becoming a three-time champion, I had to make sacrifices and endure more pain than you can even imagine. Want to know how many surgeries I had during my career? Twenty-nine. That’s right. I had 29 surgeries. The likes of you can’t even begin to conceive the level of sacrifice required to be a champion. You know what? I’m going to go get another surgery now just to prove I’m better than you.

 

Okay, I’m back. That’s 30 surgeries I’ve had now. Thirty! I had them do a needless procedure on my eye – going in through my rectum – just to prove you’re a pussy and that I’m better than you. Come on. Say it. Say that I’m better than you. You know it’s true. Want to know what else? I made sure they didn’t use any anesthetic so I could feel each glorious and excruciating second. Want to know why? Because I’m a champion and a true champion can put up with pain. And we’ll find out whether the Steelers or Seahawks are true champions this Sunday.

—Mark Schlereth

 

:lol:

Brilliance. I want more.

thats great

great job to whoever made that..... :lol:

Cowher to Seahawks fans: "AAWHD LAAAH MOAGKILOA!"

 

Pittsburgh's Roethlisberger, von Oelhoffen, and Polamalu out-funny name Seattle's Alexander, Jackson, and Engrams

 

 

God politely asks League MVP Shaun Alexander to please stop pointing at Him

 

 

 

I personally thought all those were pretty solid.

very, very funny

chicken doesn't make that sound when you chew it...the rest was too unbelievable for me to even watch

thats the best bang ever

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