February 22, 200620 yr Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
February 22, 200620 yr Author QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 03:39 PM) :sleep http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46362 DAM!!!!!!!!!! Always a step behind, but on the bright side....this is making the rounds cause I just got the email!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 03:41 PM) DAM!!!!!!!!!! Always a step behind, but on the bright side....this is making the rounds cause I just got the email!!!!!!!!!!!! Pffttt... you think I would let such an important day pass you guys by...
February 22, 200620 yr i think Mike North has started promoting this 'holiday' a few years ago. Had T-shirts on wedsite and everything. Not sure if he's promoted it lately on account of me not listening cause he sucks and all.
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(juddling @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 03:48 PM) i think Mike North has started promoting this 'holiday' a few years ago. Had T-shirts on wedsite and everything. Not sure if he's promoted it lately on account of me not listening cause he sucks and all. It's a few years old. Here's the t-shirts. www.steakandbjday.com www.cafepress.com/steakandbjday
February 22, 200620 yr Author QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 03:51 PM) It's a few years old. Here's the t-shirts. www.steakandbjday.com www.cafepress.com/steakandbjday A Few years??????? I need to have a few words with my wife.... BJ Reparations!!!!!!
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(juddling @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 04:48 PM) i think Mike North has started promoting this 'holiday' a few years ago. Had T-shirts on wedsite and everything. Not sure if he's promoted it lately on account of me not listening cause he sucks and all. Yeah, and it was lame then. I wouldn't want to follow Mike North's lead on anything.
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 03:58 PM) Yeah, and it was lame then. I wouldn't want to follow Mike North's lead on anything. La, la, la, la.... someone doesn't get to celebrate this holiday... :rolly
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 09:59 PM) La, la, la, la.... someone doesn't get to celebrate this holiday... :rolly What's the matter Steff??? Can't have meat for the holidays????
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(juddling @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 04:10 PM) What's the matter Steff??? Can't have meat for the holidays???? I was referring to sour puss Tony. I eat meat during lent... that should clear that up.
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 03:59 PM) La, la, la, la.... someone doesn't get to celebrate this holiday... :rolly
February 22, 200620 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 04:59 PM) La, la, la, la.... someone doesn't get to celebrate this holiday... :rolly I know. Being a vegetarian has its drawbacks. Tofu and BJ day just doesn't roll off the tongue so well.
February 23, 200620 yr I hereby propose replacing Valentine's day with ice cream and muff diving day.
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 04:37 PM) March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Cool...that's my birthday.
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Soxy @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 07:30 PM) I hereby propose replacing Valentine's day with ice cream and muff diving day. I tried that but my GF didn't appreciate the wetsuit.
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Soxy @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 07:30 PM) I hereby propose replacing Valentine's day with ice cream and muff diving day. That sounds a hell of a lot cheaper than the traditional Velentine's tradition of Wine-and-Dine-and-Lavish-and-Then-Hope-For-Sex Day.
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Soxy @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 06:30 PM) I hereby propose replacing Valentine's day with ice cream and muff diving day. Well, my valentines day was pretty close to that. Replace Ice Cream with the two of us cooking dinner together, followed by watching our favorite TV shows, followed by Muff Diving... that was my Feb 14th lol
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Soxy @ Feb 23, 2006 -> 12:30 AM) I hereby propose replacing Valentine's day with ice cream and muff diving day. You do mean both at the same time, right?? That would be no colder than ice, right?
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 04:58 PM) I know. Being a vegetarian has its drawbacks. Tofu and BJ day just doesn't roll off the tongue so well. You're half right...
February 23, 200620 yr QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 05:14 PM) I was referring to sour puss Tony. I eat meat during lent... that should clear that up. I'm not a sour puss. I'm a sweet puss. And I say no need for a holiday, this should be something to strive for everyday. So far, I'm not too successful.
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