April 17, 200620 yr In an exclusive interview on the Skore, Greasywheels121, let it slip that ChiSoxfn has just finished directing Southsider2k5 to enforce strict personal grooming requirements concerning hair length. Rumor has it that the uniform look of Sox Talk patrons will be called "Early Beattles". Hippy tree lovers such as Kyyle23, Balta1701 and YASNY will be ordered to make appointments with the Barber before regaining their posting powers. Meanwhile, our folliclely challenged members such as Kid Gleason will be issued Beattle Style Wigs to wear while posting online. Chisoxfn said he does not want us to turn into the sanitized Sox board approved by MLB but nor does he want us to turn into baseball's version of the Nascar Redneck Nation. Until members comply with the grooming requirments they be told: No Soup For you!!
April 17, 200620 yr QUOTE(JoeBatterz @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 03:12 PM) Hippy tree lovers such as Kyyle23, Balta1701 and YASNY will be ordered to make appointments with the Barber before regaining their posting powers. YASNY?!?! Hippy tree lover??!?
April 17, 200620 yr QUOTE(JoeBatterz @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 01:12 PM) Hippy tree lovers such as Kyyle23, Balta1701 and YASNY will be ordered to make appointments with the Barber before regaining their posting powers. Meanwhile, our folliclely challenged members such as Kid Gleason will be issued Beattle Style Wigs to wear while posting online. Dude, my hair is barely a centimeter long, and I'm probably a couple weeks from cutting it again.
April 17, 200620 yr Author I actually have no personal knowledge of anyone's hair length than Kid Gleason who said his head made the birds wear shades. I just picked 3 members at random to play the role of AJ, Crede, and Freddy in my parody. :-)
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