June 4, 200322 yr Youre right hsc. And also, some Cubs fan at mlb have said they are ready to accept whatever we have to dish out. Im leaving to watch the Sox game now but this will be news for a while. Plenty of time to troll...
June 4, 200322 yr I better hear some "Corky" chants at the Sox/Cubs game this year, assuming he's still playing at that point That'd be a great shirt to sell. Split photo of ShamME on the left and Corky from that old TV show, "As Life Goes On" on the right with, "Notice the difference?" printed underneath it. Wait a minute..... that could be offensive to people with Down Syndrome
June 4, 200322 yr Sammy has a bat in the Hall, the bat when he hit #500. Crack it open. Funny you should metion this.. I just got off the phone with a friend who said the same thing. I made a post a loooong time ago that Sosa was corkin'. I got the tip from another player who was corkin'. He swore to me they were using the same guy. I have no reason to doubt that information now.
June 4, 200322 yr I hate to ruin the fun....because this is fun....but how much do you wanna bet that most of this s*** gets buried in the backpages of the Trib? I personally don't really care that the Trib will most likely cover it up....because ESPN and FSN will bring the s*** out to everyone.
June 4, 200322 yr I better hear some "Corky" chants at the Sox/Cubs game this year, assuming he's still playing at that point you know how basketball fans chant "airball" in perfect tune? After the Belle incident when he was still with Cleveland, Sox fans did the "corked bat" chant in perfect tune - and I am sure we will do it for Sosa.
June 4, 200322 yr This was all a misunderstanding. After running off at the mouth for the 200th time his agent told him to "PUT A CORK IN IT" he just was confused.
June 4, 200322 yr This was all a misunderstanding. After running off at the mouth for the 200th time his agent told him to "PUT A CORK IN IT" he just was confused. omg lmao..........put a cork in it..... ya know right now shamme is the laughing stock of mlb.......everyones crackin wise on it...............when hawk disses ya and laughs his ass off you know you suck.......
June 4, 200322 yr You know that soooo many players are loving this . . . At least Palmero puts lead in his pencil . . . Hey maybe that could be Samme's next gig for Viagra. Needed a little more wood
June 4, 200322 yr You know that soooo many players are loving this . . . At least Palmero puts lead in his pencil . . . Hey maybe that could be Samme's next gig for Viagra. Needed a little more wood miller lite commercials.... taste great.... less filling.......and cut to him and his corky bat.........
June 4, 200322 yr on the cubs board they are whining he is innocent, it was not his bat, whine whine whine exucse escuse dumb fans :fyou
June 4, 200322 yr You know that soooo many players are loving this . . . At least Palmero puts lead in his pencil . . . Hey maybe that could be Samme's next gig for Viagra. Needed a little more wood miller lite commercials.... taste great.... less filling.......and cut to him and his corky bat......... lol
June 4, 200322 yr If I go to any Sox/Cubs games this season, I'm corking everything I have..... my pockets, my wallet, my beers. EVERYTHING. I'll then announce that I'm out of cork, turn to a Cub fan, and ask..... "Know where I can get some?" I can SO see you doing that.
June 4, 200322 yr Ironically I was making cork material for an autocad thing I was playing with at work today...is he going to blame me now? My mom called me to tell me the great news and my first comment was, "How do you think the trib will bury this tomorrow?" :finger Soso! Thank you for proving to be the fake I always knew you were.
June 4, 200322 yr Sosa press conference: Apology to all because it was not meant to happen. He picked up the wrong bat and "it happened." He said that it's his BP bat and he feels sorry. He has a really f***ing guilty look on his face though. And some guy asked if he couldn't tell the difference between the two to which he said "I picked the wrong bat." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :finger ShamME!
June 4, 200322 yr Sosa press conference: Apology to all because it was not meant to happen. He picked up the wrong bat and "it happened." He said that it's his BP bat and he feels sorry. He has a really f***ing guilty look on his face though. And some guy asked if he couldn't tell the difference between the two to which he said "I picked the wrong bat." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :finger ShamME! An irresponsible fake. What a brilliant combination...
June 4, 200322 yr anyone whos watching this sorry ass press conference right now has got to be rollin on the floor laughin.... samme says.. im here to apologize....but MY TEAM won tonite to pick me up and im very proud of that.... from t hebottom of my heart i apologize........f*** you shamme......since when does this team belong to you????????? dumbass...... :fyou
June 4, 200322 yr anyone whos watching this sorry ass press conference right now has got to be rollin on the floor laughin.... samme says.. im here to apologize....but MY TEAM won tonite to pick me up and im very proud of that.... from t hebottom of my heart i apologize........f*** you shamme......since when does this team belong to you????????? dumbass...... :fyou and he only has corked bats for batting practice to hit home runs to give the fans what they want because he likes to make people happy :puke :puke :puke
June 4, 200322 yr and he only has corked bats for batting practice to hit home runs to give the fans what they want because he likes to make people happy :puke :puke :puke Of course!
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