By that time, Juan and Brian should be settled in. If they aren't, they might not be starting, at least Brian that is.

 

 

Anderson is a rookie. Uribe is a vet. There is no reason that he should be hitting as s***ty as he has. Everyday Farmer asks him what is he going to do today, and Uribe says Profundo. Which Farmer says is hit a homer. Everyday he tells Farmer he is going to hit a homer, and then he corkscrews himself into the dirt in the batters box trying to make his prediction come true.

 

Maybe someone should tell Uribe to get a f***ing hit and stop trying to be Tejada.

Anderson is a rookie. Uribe is a vet. There is no reason that he should be hitting as s***ty as he has. Everyday Farmer asks him what is he going to do today, and Uribe says Profundo. Which Farmer says is hit a homer. Everyday he tells Farmer he is going to hit a homer, and then he corkscrews himself into the dirt in the batters box trying to make his prediction come true.

 

Maybe someone should tell Uribe to get a f***ing hit and stop trying to be Tejada.

 

I remember how some people were saying there was no chance they'd want to let go of Uribe if he was included in a trade for Tejada this offseason.

I remember how some people were saying there was no chance they'd want to let go of Uribe if he was included in a trade for Tejada this offseason.

ROFL, and those people were stupid.