My god, just kill me.

Its sad when your game is relied on a hitter batting a buck 97

Didn't Uribe used to be fast?

God damnit...Uribe must be slow as s***.

s***TY

Why couldn't that have been yesterday with Glaus at short?

Great f***in job by Mack and Juan right there

They can't come thru. The relief pitcher does the job on the lefthander and then they make the play defensively.

 

Big opportunity by the boards there.

Didn't Uribe used to be fast?

 

That was a few pounds ago.

Yay Uribe! 2 pitches that time!

Mack has some awful looking atbats sometimes.

8 men LOB through 6. No one can hit with RISP anymore.

I loves me some Egbert.

Top 6th Recap

 

Kong 1B.

Dye warning track power flyout to LF.

AJP 1B. (Kong advances to 2B)

Crede 1B (Kong advances to 3B, AJP to 2B)

Mackowiak K (swinging)

Uribe grounds out.

 

0 Runs

3 Hits

3 LOB

 

*Downs pitched to Mackowiak and Uribe, Janssen responsible for loading bases

 

f***ing pathetic.

Uribe needs to take a week off. It wouldn't hurt him to lose ten pounds, either.

2 quick outs.

Get out of this inning quickly. Good start so far.

If and when we take the lead today.....Brian has to be in CF

I met troy glaus at a party three years ago.

 

dumb

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wood

I can't believe how slow Uribe looked running to 1st.

I met troy glaus at a party three years ago.

 

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as

wood

Kerry Wood?

I met troy glaus at a party three years ago.

 

dumb

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wood

Kerry or Mike?

Thankfully JC is f***in ridiculous.

1-2-3, that was nice.

I met troy glaus at a party three years ago.

 

dumb

as

wood

 

Was he getting all the ladies?