That's impossible. Because Frank's choking on a cupcake, while drinking tea in a dress with sand in his vagina.

Now you come over and clean up my floor.

Uribe needs a leg kick...in the ass.

Hilarious line. To Juan's credit, tho, maybe today is the day he has broken

out of the slump. Did he do the leg kick on the homer?

I think it went down here

That's impossible. Because Frank's choking on a cupcake, while drinking tea in a dress with sand in his vagina.

 

 

You laugh but you're probably right.

Yeah, I'm wondering when Juan is going to realize this.

 

On the otehr hand, I find it sad that BA is being targeted for going down to AAA by Ozzie, but Uribe is just as brutal, if not a bit worse, and nothing's said about him. If Ozzie sends down BA... I dunno...

Uribe needs a leg kick...in the ass.

 

Two drums and a cymbal fall off of cliff....

I was also wondering if Uribes uncharacteristic defensive lapses recently are stemming from his physical condition. To me he seems about 10 pounds bigger (fatter) than last year. It might explain some aberrations in his routine defense with different ranges of motion being heavier than normal. Just wondering if thats my mind trying put something together or if there is anything to this thought??

Well, well, welll, so suddenly everyone is on the 'Uribe's hitting sux' kick eh? I was saying it all of last year, but since he was lighting it up for a while, no one listened. There is nothing in his approach or form that should make him a good hitter. When he gets hot it's the ball hitting his bat, not the other way around.

Well, well, welll, so suddenly everyone is on the 'Uribe's hitting sux' kick eh? I was saying it all of last year, but since he was lighting it up for a while, no one listened. There is nothing in his approach or form that should make him a good hitter. When he gets hot it's the ball hitting his bat, not the other way around.

I'm going to totally disagree here. Uribe has went on streaks the last two years where he just creamed the ball, it's not just the ball hitting the bat.

 

Now, Juan definitely has one horrible approach up there but he's capable of being a good hitter when he's not pulling off the ball like tomorrow. When Juan consistantly hits the ball with authority to right is when he's very dangerous.

Edited May 30, 200619 yr by Rowand44

I'm going to totally disagree here. Uribe has went on streaks the last two years where he just creamed the ball, it's not just the ball hitting the bat.

 

Now, Juan definitely has one horrible approach up there but he's capable of being a good hitter when he's not pulling off the ball like tomorrow. When Juan consistantly hits the ball with authority to right is when he's very dangerous.

 

 

Hopefully you're right and we see that guy consistently. Right now he's lost, all I see is him closing his eyes and swinging as hard as he can just in case he hits it.

Well, well, welll, so suddenly everyone is on the 'Uribe's hitting sux' kick eh? I was saying it all of last year, but since he was lighting it up for a while, no one listened. There is nothing in his approach or form that should make him a good hitter. When he gets hot it's the ball hitting his bat, not the other way around.

 

You mean the same person that so many people on soxtalk said they would hate to lose in a possible trade with Tejada?