June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:25 PM) In the rush to sexism and accusations of Losery, I think you've all missed the most important news found in this thread: our centerfield problem is OVA! Garland for Centerfield: He homered once. How can we lose?! your selling it, im buying it.
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 06:24 AM) I predict one of these will make an appearance: or
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women
June 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(shawnhillegas @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 05:34 PM) The White Sox mailbag is out-of-control. Every week, we are seeing more and more terrible/ridiculous/unnecessary questions. It has to stop. heres the all-time high point from this week... With Garland's ability to handle the bat, both on bunts and hitting the long ball, and the fact that he's a good athlete, is there any chance Ozzie could use him in center field if Brian Anderson continues to struggle? If Garland played every day, could he hit 20 home runs? Just wondering. I'm serious, sort of. -- Mary, Scottsdale, Ariz. This was a very DUMB question. But the more I think about it, the writer may be trying to "stir the pot" so to speak with whoever answers the letters, not sure why, Im sure there are other questions she couldve asked. Maybe she got into a disagreement with the mailbag person previously? Very unusual question .
June 21, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women Awesome.
June 21, 200619 yr know what i love more than anything? reading a hangar post and then IMMEDIATELY getting some Shoota in there too. nothing better.
June 21, 200619 yr QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:56 PM) its a girl girls know nothing about baseball Exactly. That's why they have men around all the time. (Sorry Steff)
June 21, 200619 yr QUOTE(elrockinMT @ Jun 21, 2006 -> 05:05 PM) Exactly. That's why they have men around all the time. (Sorry Steff) I'm sorry for me also. All these men asking me questions about baseball all the time... it's exhausting.
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