Somebody entertain me.

 

Andrew Dice Clay is old...

 

A few years ago Dice did a tour and some friends of mine asked if I wanted to go.

I said "Yeah, who's going to be the designated driver for the time machine?"

from the baseball prospectus thread in futuresox. was it hatred for bp making someone's eyes burn?

 

that's probably not BP then but rather some type of eye disorder

yall make me sick.

 

Two quotes?

 

That's it?!

 

 

 

Here's one:

 

What's the update on Sammy Sosa?

 

 

Still a horse's ass.

Edited March 30, 200719 yr by knightni

March 2007 = The Unfunniest Month at SoxTallk Ever.

But April is starting off with a chuckle

 

having mono is no fun.

meh, I had stereo once. It was twice as bad.

Not really a quote per say, but barnes goes down in ST history with the best Avatar ever:

 

Not really a quote per say, but barnes goes down in ST history with the best Avatar ever:

 

 

Ooh, I can see a big SoxTalk Photoshop contest with that one.

 

 

Tossin 'Taters!

Edited April 3, 200719 yr by FlaSoxxJim

I think we need a picture of her to make a real informed decision...

Preferably in a cheerleader outfit eating a popsicle, if you have one.

 

Thanks in advance!

 

 

 

People come to us for dating advice and receive this gem . . .

I don't know who locked this thread but to you!

 

I SAY GOOD DAY!

In the thread about the discovery of a remarkably Earth-like planet 20 light-years away, Balance's mind turns to the practical.

 

No word on whether there's a Starbuck's there yet....

 

Very snicker-worthy.