FlaSoxxJim Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 04:00 PM) It's OK I speak jive (old guy) Try and get laid by 10PM, if it doesn't work, dump her, call your buddies, and hang out. End FlaSoxxJim translation. I'm with Queen and Soxy. She's having great sex this week. Possibly with you, but probably with her old boyfriend. And after they have that great sex, they're going to be talking about you and what a loser you are. Sadly, what this really means is you are a genuinely nice guy, other girls will be fixing you up because they think you are a great catch, but they themselves don't want to go out with you. Finally, you will find the needle in the haystack and discover your better half and live happily ever after. But it ain't with her. CRI-MIN-EEE! Tex needs to buy a new Old Guy translation book. The girl is 18 and is not all that sure what she wants. She started dating the other guy at 16 and that is in all likelihood the only serious relationship she has had so far in her life. There is comfort in knowing/thinking you might get back together with that first big long-term love after a split because it's all you know. And sex is the last thing I'd be concerned with until y'all find out what you really think of each other. Don't listen to the Bozos and go have a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 03:17 PM) CRI-MIN-EEE! Tex needs to buy a new Old Guy translation book. The girl is 18 and is not all that sure what she wants. She started dating the other guy at 16 and that is in all likelihood the only serious relationship she has had so far in her life. There is comfort in knowing/thinking you might get back together with that first big long-term love after a split because it's all you know. And sex is the last thing I'd be concerned with until y'all find out what you really think of each other. Don't listen to the Bozos and go have a good time. More old guy translations: They have been dating two years and she's been telling him no, waiting to graduate from High School before going "all the way". You are either the foreplay or the main course. Seriously for a moment: Don't listen to the guys, listen to the women here. Always, always, always, listen to the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSoxFan1 Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 for a second....who cares about her. How should I myself act tonight. I shouldnt show her that im totally interested right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 03:45 PM) for a second....who cares about her. How should I myself act tonight. I shouldnt show her that im totally interested right? Act like the Fonz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSoxFan1 Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 08:48 PM) Act like the Fonz. Not my generation. How about Joey Tribbiani? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 03:51 PM) Not my generation. How about Joey Tribbiani? Great. Now I'm part of the "old guy" crowd. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 J-Man Havent tried to fix my computer yet. I have a computer to work with it this weekend so fingers are crossed. I do most of my posting at work where I do have a computer. Now how should you act: Act like you want to act, there is no good answer to this. Some girls react to hard to get uninterested, etc. Some girls react to sweet/romantic. Id say be somewhat sweet, maybe even something that is suprising and gentlemenly. But do not go over board and start acting like this first date is the beginning of a 10 year relationship etc. Play it cool etc. Basically just be yourself and if it works it works, if it doesnt it doesnt. But if you arent going to be yourself then why the hell are you even getting invovled in this messed up situation anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 08:53 PM) Great. Now I'm part of the "old guy" crowd. *sigh* That's nice... good comeback for an old guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 03:45 PM) for a second....who cares about her. How should I myself act tonight. I shouldnt show her that im totally interested right? doesn't matter she already has you pegged. but have fun with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSoxFan1 Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 08:59 PM) doesn't matter she already has you pegged. but have fun with it. How am I pegged? Just because I didnt cancel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 04:45 PM) for a second....who cares about her. How should I myself act tonight. I shouldnt show her that im totally interested right? Above all else, don't tell her anything about the earthen pit in your basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSoxFan1 Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 09:03 PM) Above all else, don't tell her anything about the earthen pit in your basement. How about all the stolen money and porn in my closet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 05:06 PM) How about all the stolen money and porn in my closet? Every woman (at least unconsciously) knows about that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSoxFan1 Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 (edited) QUOTE(Soxy @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 09:17 PM) Every woman (at least unconsciously) knows about that stuff. Oh I know. My latest ex, not only approved, but sadly was more into it than I was. Edited April 13, 2007 by WhiteSoxFan1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 04:21 PM) Oh I know. My latest ex, not only approved, but sadly was more into it than I was. Sadly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 get in, get out, and get on with your life... JMO QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 04:21 PM) Oh I know. My latest ex, not only approved, but sadly was more into it than I was. What DB said.... sadly??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSoxFan1 Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(BearSox @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 09:42 PM) get in, get out, and get on with your life... JMO What DB said.... sadly??? at the time it was alright....well except for when shed want to continue watching it after I already was done. Then I had no more interest in watching. Also though sometimes feel like I should have saw getting cheated on and left by her coming. I got spoiled because everything the porn stars did, she did. Now ive only been with 2 women sexually ( i know sad) but when I think of girls who are completely wild like that, it makes me doubt their trust quite a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 05:05 PM) at the time it was alright....well except for when shed want to continue watching it after I already was done. Then I had no more interest in watching. Also though sometimes feel like I should have saw getting cheated on and left by her coming. I got spoiled because everything the porn stars did, she did. Now ive only been with 2 women sexually ( i know sad) but when I think of girls who are completely wild like that, it makes me doubt their trust quite a bit. I envy you yet pity you at the same time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(Soxy @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 04:17 PM) Every woman (at least unconsciously) knows about that stuff. Hey, I don't have any porn in the closet. It's on my hard drive. Don't forget, and we try and include this in all Soxtalk dating advice First of all WSF1, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, WSF1. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 05:13 PM) Hey, I don't have any porn in the closet. It's on my hard drive. Don't forget, and we try and include this in all Soxtalk dating advice First of all WSF1, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, WSF1. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. I'm to paranoid someone will stumble upon that... I keep it in a flash drive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE(WhiteSoxFan1 @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 10:32 AM) Got a first date tonight with a girl who is currently "taking a break" from her BF. Ive only known this girl for a week now, and it appears im the lucky one that she gets to have her "fun" with while her and her ex take their break. She has already prewarned me of the situation, and that her and her bf will more than likely end up back together. So im all for just going out, hanging out and having a good time with no strings attached. I know this is most guys dream.... but any advice on if...persay, I wanted to try to win her over? You wont. In fact its better to treat it like a fun situation and whatever comes of it, comes of it. But dont try to be all girlish and sensitive and try and win her over. It will not only bite you in the ass, but she will put you in the friend zone, where you will never see her naked again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 05:13 PM) Hey, I don't have any porn in the closet. It's on my hard drive. Don't forget, and we try and include this in all Soxtalk dating advice First of all WSF1, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, WSF1. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. FTARH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Well...we're waiting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 08:15 PM) FTARH!! I was like "Where do I know that from ...Fast Times At Ridgemont High!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 13, 2007 -> 03:00 PM) smash and dash I think the prefered term is Hit it n Quit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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