I saw Moises Alou at the Urologists, he wanted to shake my hands

Oscar Gamble cut in front of me at the barber shop, then the bastard took up two chairs!

I saw David Wells in the hospital. He asked why I was there and i said i broke my leg...he called me a liar

Ron Santo asked Heather Mills for the last dance.

So this went from Sox catchers to Sox players to anyone??

 

 

I saw Mo Green at Lens Crafters.

I saw Mo Green at Lens Crafters.

 

Did you tell him Poppy Hidalgo sleeps with the fishes?

Wow, this only went to 80 posts.

 

I just saw Mark Buerhle wearing a Sox cap.

Wilton Guerrero sold me the cork stoppers for my wine

Sherm Lollar LOLd at my joke.

Gary Redus asked for my A/S/L !!! MAS PUTO!!!!

 

Esther Canseco blew me last night.

I saw Steve Lyons yesterday, and he told me I had a nice belt.

I gave Craig Grebeck a paper cut.

I spoke to Ivan Caulderon on a ouija board and he gave me advice on gold chains

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Greg Walker is planning on screwing up all of our hitters for life.

 

Oh. . . wait, nevermind. . .

Greg Walker is planning on screwing up all of our hitters for life.

 

Oh. . . wait, nevermind. . .

 

I told FlaSoxxJim that he had one too many "x" in his screen name. He kissed me. I thanked my lucky stars there weren't any extra "o's."

I told FlaSoxxJim that he had one too many "x" in his screen name. He kissed me. I thanked my lucky stars there weren't any extra "o's."

 

 

With FlaSoxxJim, there's always extra O's. Mrs. FlaSoxx always wears a smile.

 

(Of course, that may have something to do with my regularly having to chase a half-dressed Ben Davis out of my house by threatening him with a large wooden spoon.)

Carl Everett mows my neighbors yard.

 

 

Sherm Lollar LOLd at my joke.

Winner.

With FlaSoxxJim, there's always extra O's. Mrs. FlaSoxx always wears a smile.

 

(Of course, that may have something to do with my regularly having to chase a half-dressed Ben Davis out of my house by threatening him with a large wooden spoon.)

 

That's not Ben Davis...that's Miguel OlivO.

 

Esther Canseco blew me last night.

Better get yourself checked for lesions.

 

I want to thank everyone for being here. I've got a quick statement and then I'll take questions.

 

As you may have heard, the rumor that Jessica Alba and I (Guillen13) are an item, has been running rampant over multiple websites. The tubes are filled with high level chatter about the alleged affair between myself and Jessica. At this time I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors, yet continue to encourage any and all guys with websites to continue reporting this story in the most certain of terms. Yes, one person claimed to see Ms. Alba and I "canoodling" when in fact as far as I can say we were "hobnobbing" with the occasional "lollygag" by myself and Jessica, according to a source that is me.