Promoting his new animated film, Bee Movie, in the New York Daily News today, the usually family-friendly comic quipped, "Bees have the only perfect society on earth ... They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape. A little rape, but it's not that bad."

 

I don't get it. Is that about the size of the stinger?

It's a joke.

its kind of funny, but its wrong.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvVORX64D8o

 

Definitely a little crime in there

Edited June 22, 200718 yr by kyyle23

It's a joke.

 

I had no idea. Guess that's why I referred to it as a joke and asked someone to explain why it's supposed to be funny, 'cause I don't get it.

 

I mean, what the hell is bee rape?

 

its kind of funny, but its wrong.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvVORX64D8o

 

Definitely a little crime in there

 

 

Haha, I get it now. It's funny.

 

Saw this, too.

 

http://shandyletters.blogspot.com/2007/06/...htening-up.html

I still don't get it.

I hate bees with an unequivocal passion.

I hate bees with an unequivocal passion.

 

I dont. No bees, no fruit, no flowers, no pollination. They are pretty important in the grand scheme of things

Here comes Dorky Geekerstein. . .

 

I don't know how appropriate a bee rape joke is when hyping a kids film so I'll reserve comment on that.

 

As far as the statement itself, it is biologically true - there is some rape in the bee world. There are some 20,000 described species of bees and there are lots of different reproductive strategies, some of which involve forced mating.

Here comes Dorky Geekerstein. . .

 

I don't know how appropriate a bee rape joke is when hyping a kids film so I'll reserve comment on that.

 

As far as the statement itself, it is biologically true - there is some rape in the bee world. There are some 20,000 described species of bees and there are lots of different reproductive strategies, some of which involve forced mating.

 

 

 

am i the only person in the world who doesn't find seinfeld funny? it's no surprise to me that he tells a pretty lame joke. hell, he's told a lot of these.

am i the only person in the world who doesn't find seinfeld funny? it's no surprise to me that he tells a pretty lame joke. hell, he's told a lot of these.

Yes. Now go back to the dark basement where the bees will rape you--you sick, twisted, humorless man.

 

But seriously, what comedian hasn't dropped a lame joke here and there? There's only one comedian in the world whose never actually written a good, intelligent joke. And that man is Will Ferrel.

I don't get it. Is that about the size of the stinger?

It's about the motion in the ocean, and as Bobbee Knight once quipped, "If bee rape is inevitable, just lay back and enjoy it."

The Governor of Texas said that once, if I recall correctly.

The Governor of Texas said that once, if I recall correctly.

That must be why Knight ended up in Texas. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/8...eme.html?page=3