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Derek Jeter is in the news

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This thread would be more fun if it would've been titled "Derek Jeter may have given Jessica Alba herpes..."

 

Elias Stats Bureau reports the last incident of a professional athlete giving someone herpes was Michael Vick, who did so under the moniker "Ron Mexico."

Damn, you know what that means. A-Rod probably has it too. ;)

I don't have as such as a strong urge or rather fantasy to bone Alba anymore... I mean if given the chance, I'd do her but I'd be extra careful.

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I already heard some sawx fans call it jerpees

He's so clutch.

Well it looks like he's overrated in other areas. :ph34r:

And it looks like someone has answered that Biel-Alba debate for everyone. In fact, that would be my headline:

 

"Jeter's herpes solve Albi-Biel 'who do you prefer' debate"

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I was afraid at first it was Biel... she's ok? Alright, my fantasies can continue.

QUOTE(TheOcho @ Aug 10, 2007 -> 11:18 PM)
I was afraid at first it was Biel... she's ok? Alright, my fantasies can continue.

 

I seriously hope you did in fact read the article I read.

 

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That’s not exactly reassuring news for the numerous Hollywood starlets that Jeter has been involved with, among them Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel.

f***.

Was it Alba that recently said she has casual sex with no strings attached and sees nothing wrong with it?

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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Aug 11, 2007 -> 01:45 PM)
Was it Alba that recently said she has casual sex with no strings attached and sees nothing wrong with it?

 

I think that's right

Damn you Derek Jeter! Damn you to hell! Infecting all the beautiful people in the world with herpes!

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Aug 11, 2007 -> 01:45 PM)
Was it Alba that recently said she has casual sex with no strings attached and sees nothing wrong with it?

Yes it was. Theres an article where she argues that shes a practicing Christian but is totally against looking down on premarital sex and talks about how she thinks sex doesnt have to mean anything.

That’s not exactly reassuring news for the numerous Hollywood starlets that Jeter has been involved with, among them Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel.

There's the real source

There's the real source

Actually, I'll take full credit for giving Jessica Alba herpes.

 

Wait, what?

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 12, 2007 -> 09:39 PM)
Actually, I'll take full credit for giving Jessica Alba herpes.

 

Wait, what?

 

It's better than taking full credit for giving Jeter herpes.

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