Last night as I shuffled off to bed

thoughts of this thread played all in my head

 

a topic we have not started before

B4! Bingo cried Jim from the Florida old men's store

Whatever thoughts are floating around in my head

are much better left...unsaid

Last night as I shuffled off to bed

thoughts of this thread played all in my head

 

a topic we have not started before

B4! Bingo cried Jim from the Florida old men's store

 

That Bingo reference was less than great.

And I can't recall if there is a G48.

Another random thread from our friend Tex

Add him to the list of folks a few cards short of full decks

I’ve often thought to post in meter

‘til thoughts of odd reactions deter me from such an exercise

but with the can of worms now pried by Tex I guess the college try

I’ll give to this frivolity

Yet with that said I scratch my head, to wit, what should the subject be?

 

Rock and Roll or Politics? Buehrle’s cutter? Chicks with dicks?

I know the last would scare away most SoxTalk folks

(But not PA)

 

Economy or Evolution? Immigration or Pollution?

Hot plate moves, minor league news, what timely topic should I choose?

Alas, alas, alack-a-day

It seem I I’ve not got $hit to say

 

In short, it’s just another day.

I’ve often thought to post in meter

‘til thoughts of odd reactions deter me from such an exercise

but with the can of worms now pried by Tex I guess the college try

I’ll give to this frivolity

Yet with that said I scratch my head, to wit, what should the subject be?

 

Rock and Roll or Politics? Buehrle’s cutter? Chicks with dicks?

I know the last would scare away most SoxTalk folks

(But not PA)

 

Economy or Evolution? Immigration or Pollution?

Hot plate moves, minor league news, what timely topic should I choose?

Alas, alas, alack-a-day

It seem I I’ve not got $hit to say

 

In short, it’s just another day.

 

Alack-a-day is not a word,

and thus your poem is a turd.

 

I really want to leave my work,

so many duties I will shirk.

 

But then I have to ride the train,

the CTA gives me a pain.

 

This stupid virus has me dreary,

Head is stuffy, eyes are bleary,

All day long I wheeze and cough,

co-workers I'm chasing off,

why'd I come in when I'm sick?

I'm sure they think that I'm a dick.

 

 

 

 

 

Another random thread from our friend Tex

Add him to the list of folks a few cards short of full decks

Friends of Tex from the lunatic fringes

It's Jim and he to accept the challenges.

 

I hold my breath, waiting for Nantucket

Responsibility? I will simply duck it

Friends of Tex from the lunatic fringes

It's Jim and he to accept the challenges.

 

I hold my breath, waiting for Nantucket

Responsibility? I will simply duck it

 

Duck responsibility, is that what you said?

May the bird of paradise s*** on your head.

Last Monday afternoon I raked

Until my back and shoulder ached

And on my thumb appeared a blister

More annoying than my sister

7 bags with leaves I filled

The chore left me less than thrilled

Later that day I looked outside

With what I saw, I nearly cried

Already many more leaves did fall

Seemed like I hadn't raked at all

That stupid, thankless autumn chore

I will do at least twice more

Raking leaves, what a pain

tall palm trees, line my lane

 

Cold front blows,

down to sixtyfive.

Good to be alive

my polyphonic prose

What are you thinking about?

My girlfriend always asked me, without a doubt.

 

Lamest question on Earth.

I was always left in dearth.

 

That's why she's on the way out.

 

 

Cold front blows,

down to sixtyfive.

If it were sixty-five,

I'd jump and jive

If it were sixty-five,

I'd jump and jive

 

Stop complaining 'bout the weather

Just break out the whips and leather

 

When the weather's hot and sticky

Ain't the time for dunkin' dickey

 

When the frost is on the pumpkin

THAT'S the time for dickey dunkin'

Stop complaining 'bout the weather

Just break out the whips and leather

 

When the weather's hot and sticky

Ain't the time for dunkin' dickey

 

When the frost is on the pumpkin

THAT'S the time for dickey dunkin'

 

(my poem: inspired by jim and his clearly LSD induced poem about finding love in all the wrong places)

 

 

this I'd expect from Southsider or the Kap(tain)

but I must admit it got me a-laughin'

 

The more I did think, the label was never fitter

It's like having first try at the pick of the litter...

 

Indeed there are many things that people can mutter

but 'tis as they say, "there goes Jim, the pumpkin Fu#$er"

 

 

(my poem: inspired by jim and his clearly LSD induced poem about finding love in all the wrong places)

 

 

this I'd expect from Southsider or the Kap(tain)

but I must admit it got me a-laughin'

 

The more I did think, the label was never fitter

It's like having first try at the pick of the litter...

 

Indeed there are many things that people can mutter

but 'tis as they say, "there goes Jim, the pumpkin Fu#$er"

 

(my poem: inspired by jim and his clearly LSD induced poem about finding love in all the wrong places)

this I'd expect from Southsider or the Kap(tain)

but I must admit it got me a-laughin'

 

The more I did think, the label was never fitter

It's like having first try at the pick of the litter...

 

Indeed there are many things that people can mutter

but 'tis as they say, "there goes Jim, the pumpkin Fu#$er"

 

I never get bored

 

if I'm close to a gourd

 

Have to set my alarm, before the rooster's a crowin'

The roadmaps in my eyes, are continually growin'

Got a word from my forman, it was real surpris'n,

Have to start work real early....before the sun's rise'n

Will Kenny deal by tomorrow, it is that, that I wonder,

We'll see if it's Cabrera, or even Tori Hunter.

So now off to dreamland, as my bed I'll be stalk'n,

Goodnight to my friends who are still busy soxtalk,n.

 

It'd be nice if Kenny signed Hunter

To replace that old 'Husker punter

and if he deals Crede

to the the thirdbase needy

Getting Cabrera would be a real stunner

 

Limerick style

 

 

It'd be nice if Kenny signed Hunter

To replace that old 'Husker punter

and if he deals Crede

to the the thirdbase needy

Getting Cabrera would be a real stunner

 

Limerick style

 

Bring Owens or Anderson Back

Torri can suck on my cack

I'm not thrilled we resigned Juan Uribe

Can we find another shortstop on Ebay?

Oh the weather up north is frightful

In Texas, it's so delightful

As long as I'm way down here

Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!

pizza is the s***

now im off to take a hit

pizza is the s***

now im off to take a hit

 

(from the PA wants to rap files)

 

*cue chunky bass and scratchy record*

 

 

right on Pk, I totally agree,

cos pizza is the Mother Dunkin' bees knees.

 

I've been at work for like 24 hours

no sleep for me, it's like I'm Jack Bauer

 

a public john is not the way to go

who's hair is that? why's there a puddle on the floo'

 

so great, so grand you're off to take a hit?

dude, be glad your not me, I need to take a $hit.

A vertebrate has a back that's straight.

 

A primate has the size and shape

Of a monkey, a man, or any old ape!

 

 

 

LOL

If you think I'm sweet and sappy,

Then your face I'll have to slappy.