The chances of that [happening] are............remote.

 

You just won the internet. Though it's "the chances of me working...", IIRC.

1. The original Eagleman commercial was better than the "sequel" with the horrible, horrible Mancow. You know, if you get in an accident, your sunglasses will go sideways on your face! WACKY!

and

2. The commercials for Ben's Auto Sales with former local wrestling promoter Bob Luce were cringe-worthy. 100 times worse than Eagleman. At least Eagleman had some production values - they were terrible, but they were there.

Edited March 4, 200917 yr by The Critic

Here in Houston there are commercials for this place called C&D Scrap Metal and they are awful. Their big thing is they pay you in $2 bills, like who the f*** wants two dollar bills?

 

Anyways, its this guy and his two kids and they do the commercials.. they are pretty damn bad.