I set up a meeting with my boss and gave him my 2 week notice and told him I took a position at Playboy Enterprises in their finance group.

I slept through class.

I slept through class.

 

Im sure all of SIU was fooled

Told my friend the Cubs had traded for Peavy. He's a Cub fan and believed it for about 10 seconds.

Im sure all of SIU was fooled

They were sleeping too.

I spent some time getting to know CADIE

Edited April 1, 200917 yr by FlaSoxxJim

I told my wife I had chlamydia.

I told my wife I had chlamydia.

I'm sure that went over well.

 

I'm sure that went over well.

 

She didn't buy it, which I guess is a good thing.

Told my fiance (who is a teacher) that it snowed while she was still half asleep. I should have taken the joke one step further by turning on the radio to listen to school closings.

 

 

 

note to self: Record school closings next year on a snow day and replay it on April Fools.

I told my wife I had chlamydia.

 

You know...the key to a good April Fool's prank is to make something up....

 

 

She didn't buy it, which I guess is a good thing.

 

She could've easily turned that one on you by saying she's the one who gave it to you. She really could've gotten you bad.

She could've easily turned that one on you by saying she's the one who gave it to you. She really could've gotten you bad.

She told me she knew it was coming, and that I needed to step up my game. Her daughter got her really good though. Typed up a fake progress report w/bad grades on it and gave it to her.

I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet.

 

It worked quite well.

I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet.

 

It worked quite well.

brb doing this

I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet.

 

It worked quite well.

Did she call you Terrell?

brb doing this

Follow up needed.

 

Did she call you Terrell?

Only about 8 times. Added with a lot of "are you serious?" "are you stupid?" and then i had a laughing fit, i think she caught on because she hung up on me.

I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet.

 

It worked quite well.

 

My god, that's brilliant.

I told a Cubs fan friend at work last night that Ryan Dempster will start the season on the DL because he had an accident and broke his right elbow.

 

He fell for it, such a diehard Cubbie fan.

My mom called me last night and had me going for 15 minutes, telling me their garage collapsed overnight from all the recent rain and wind. (note: the garage is a million years old)

I told people in London that the Bank of Scotland was possessed and need to be destroyed!

 

 

Follow up needed.

I guess my brother called my mom, and I was waiting for her to call me last night, and she didn't. She woulda fallen for it though, she's easy.

I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet.

 

It worked quite well.

 

What you should have done is tell here it was because you used a ziploc bag as a condom.

I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet.

 

It worked quite well.

 

As great as that is, it's just not a conversation I want to have with my mom.

I told my girlfriend I shaved my mustache. Upon seeing her that day - April Fool's!