*head explodes*

Congratulations man.

You're going to miss college a lot.

 

Sorry for the bad news.

College was awesome. Congratulations on graduating, but the funness of life is going to decline rapidly.

Congratulations. And in the immortal words of Thornton Melon:

 

I have only one thing

to say to you today...it's a jungle out there.

You gotta look out for number one.

But don't step in number two.

 

And so, to all you graduates...as you go out into the world my advice to you is...

don't go!

It's rough out there.

Move back with your parents.

Let them worry about it.

 

Re assuring thread.

 

Come August, the plan in motion is to move to Sao Paulo to teach English/free lance/learn Portuguese. When I come back, weep.

ahahahahah OH my god. I need to graduate. I've been having the weirdest episodes, but I thought this was funny, JUST HAPPENED. I can't work unless I'm under the gun. We have a paper due for History of Brazil today. I thought I had until 5 p.m. today.

 

So I'm just f***ing around on soxtalk, and TPM and not doing anything, then I decide to double check the time. I see: IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO GET ME THE PAPER BY 11:59 p.m. MAY 8.

 

And in my infinite hungover wisdom, I forget that whole AM PM morning afternoon difference, and panic the f*** out. I'm freaking out, I have to solve this, I have half an hour to write 6 pages. f***.

 

SO I call him. Never thinking twice. The Message was as follows:

 

"Hey Professor Draper, I know this is a call you don't want to hear and I don't want to make, but I've been really wrapped up in the paper trying to finish this story, and I wrote four pages last night, and double checked the time thinking I had until 5 and saw that, and I know you said it was our responsibility and we've had a lot of time, but I just checked and saw it was due at 11:59 p.m., pm, pm, haha, oh god, well, uhhhh, just wow, let's just forget about this message then, right? I'll be seeing you at the review sesh, with a reall nice...I'm just going to get off now"

 

Didn't wait to see if I could delete the message. HAHA. Fuuuuck myyyyy liiiiife.

You're going to miss college a lot.

 

Sorry for the bad news.

 

This. I don't miss the classes, but miss the simple social things. Playing pool all Sunday afternoon at Gatsby's II for $1/hr, watching the Man Show with a full room of friends, etc...

sucks man...that s*** doesn't come back

I'm done with college

 

Long live Grad school

I'm graduating tomorrow and I don't know how to feel. I had a ton of fun at college, and I'll miss that. But I sure as hell won't miss attending classes.