Quartz deposits are older than me. By at least 20 minutes.

Really old people don't have any idea how to use a computer.

Salmon spawn and then they die.

That's a tough way to go out.

Uwaa...? For lack of anything more intelligent to say.

Verrry Niiiice.

Well, I think it's time to change the subject. Prescription drugs anyone?

Well, I think it's time to change the subject. Prescription drugs anyone?

 

Xanax, anyone?

You did seem anxious.

Zimbabweans are anxious because of civil unrest.

Amphetamines anyone?

But of course!

Can't get through the day without them!

Downers are more to my liking.

Ephedrine in bulk is the only way to go for me.

Fast way to get a high.

Geritol®, please. . .

 

Hash for me.

Hash for me.

 

I CAN GET YOU A TOE!!!

Jamaican Rum!

Kentucky bourbon?!

Luden's Cough Syrup??

Mentholyptus flavored Halls cough drops.

Now I am wondering who will have posted the "N" before me.

Oakland better sweep this weekend!