i love the haiku thread

Just stick around in that lame thread and buzz off.

Keep our beaches clean

Lucky thing there's a movie called "Beaches" so we can care about it.

Midler Madness!

Not a snowball's chance in hell for that.

Oh my god...we gained a game in the standings!!!

Oh my god...we gained a game in the standings!!!

 

Put the champagne on ice.

Quit while you are (6.5) behind.

Roaring to the middle of the pack.

Sox would be the 8th best team in the post season if they snuck in.

That might be generous...

Ugly win with 16 runners LOB.

Vagina occasionally smells fishy and unappealing. Other times sweet and comforting.

Well, if that post can't kill this thread, nothing can.

Xenomorphs. . . that's what Ripley called 'em.

 

You know, I had to post again out of turn simply to note that my previous post sailed the ocean blue with Cristoforo Colombo.

 

Edited September 11, 200916 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Zagats says a great place to eat fresh tasty snapper is Catch 35 at 35 East Wacker.

Again with the snapper, Pants? or are you actually talking about snapper this time and not. . . er, . . . snapper?

Edited September 11, 200916 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Again with the snapper, Pants? or are you actually talking about snapper this time and not. . . er, . . . snapper?

 

Blowfish, or fugu fish, is a highly sought after and expensive treat in Japan. However, make sure that your chef knows how to prepare it as the liver, gonads, intestines, and skin of some species contain a neurotoxin called tetrodotoxin, a poison also found in the California newt and the eastern salamander and that can cause death if ingested.

Crab is tasty as well with no poisons, just an easier to cook alternative

Crab is tasty as well with no poisons, just an easier to cook alternative

 

Deaths in humans have been attributed to crabs, both as allergic reactions after consumption or as a septicemia after the skin has been punctured by a crab.

 

Encephalopathy, of the Bovnie Spongiform variety, can also be painfully deadly to humans, but I digress. Eel, when included in famous fish stews such as Boulliabase, Cioppino, or Kakavia, is absolutely delightful.

Edited September 11, 200916 yr by Pants Rowland

Fish is sorta' my thing, actually, and I'm thoroughly enjoying this detour into reino de los pescados.

Gross, let's steer this conversation elsewhere.