Without Shaq, the Cavs still were a dominant team last year in the East. They've just been a shell so far this season.

X-ing out Cleveland from your Eastern Conference Final Bracket may be speaking too soon, though.

You gotta wonder, when they can't even hang with the 2-7 Wizards...

Zyndrunas is no Shaq.

And these days, Shaq isn't exactly Shaq either.

Boy, how fun would the Bulls be with Rose and Arenas in the backcourt?

Can't imagine that would work well and that's an awful, awful contract. Arenas isn't even playing.

D'oh! Arenas isn't playing? He was playing the other day.

Even though he played, I didn't really notice. He was 6/22 from the floor.

Potentially just means you haven't completely sold your soul to a drug/insurance/financial/food service company yet.

 

Funny thing is that money won't change me at all... I have always been a dick.

Funny thing is that money won't change me at all... I have always been a dick.

 

GO NADS!!!

Hot.

I love Cherry Garcia ice cream, and I don't care who knows it.

Just count the calories.

Kilocalories in the pint I'm about to polish off clock in at 960. Yikes.

Losers count calories.

Man of Steel or Mountain of Flab? You Make the Call!

Not again. Math is hard, let's go shopping!

Not again. Math is hard, let's go shopping!

 

Or, we could go see Oprah, grab lunch at Ina's and then go shop off the calories.

Possibly... If Oprah doesn't desert Chicago for her own cable network.

Possibly... If Oprah doesn't desert Chicago for her own cable network.

 

Quit messing with me. You know I can't handle life without Harpo Studios.

Rowland, would I lie to you?

Rowland, would I lie to you?

 

Soitanly not!

 

Though, you might lie to me.

Unlikely