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My hopes for the White Sox's reality show

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This is a completely serious thread, but I actually hope the White Sox's reality show becomes an unintentionally funny show done in a style that would make people think of "the Office".

 

Here's some things I'm hoping for:

*Confessionals with White Sox staff speaking their mind.

 

*Ozzie being himself in the White Sox office, which to me means he'll prolly be like Steve Carell's character in "the Office", saying inappropriate and politically-incorrect things, etc and being scolded for it.

 

*That we'll see many cringe-worthy moments with Ozzie being like Steve Carell's character, such as smiling awkwardly towards the camera while saying some awkwardly witty things, etc. And that he's totally unaware of how he's embarrassing other people.

 

*That we'll see many scenes of Kenny telling Ozzie "no" on various things Ozzie wants to do, similar to how Steve Carelll's character's superiors treated him in "The Office", such as telling him he can't have his "Party Planning Committe".

 

*That we'll see the drama with Oney, which I can see sort of being done with drama like in shows like "Miami Ink" and "LA Ink", but we'll see confessionals from Ozzie about why he thinks Oney should leave, similar to confessionals on "Survivor".

 

*That we'll see some Spring Training moments of White Sox players going to bars that would put even "Jersey Shore" at shame.

 

*Hopefully we'll see Reinsdorf being like, the guy that lets Ozzie goof off, much to Kenny's frustration. In fact, I can kind of see Reinsdorf being a little like the old dude on "Pawn Stars", except Reinsdorf will be much more laid back about Ozzie's cussing and won't have a cuss jar.

 

*That Ozzie will, at one point, say "That's what she said."

 

What else do you all hope to see? :)

Edited by SouthsideDon48

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I'd also like to see the decision process on how they decide to make the cuts in spring training.

 

...Hopefully it'll be kinda dramatic, with confessionals from players likely to be cut, etc.

I want to see video clips of South Paw hanging out at OTBs drinking out of a brown paper bag.

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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 11:42 AM)
I want to see video clips of South Paw hanging out at OTBs drinking out of a brown paper bag.

:lolhitting:

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 12:46 PM)
:lolhitting:

Or maybe even hanging out with some of those puppets from the Chappelle Show skit. The drug addicts and STD characters.

I had to read this half a dozen times to figure out who the hell "Adam Carroll" is.

QUOTE (OsweGo-Go Sox @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 01:39 PM)
I had to read this half a dozen times to figure out who the hell "Adam Carroll" is.

 

I still can't figure it out. Does he mean Steve Carell?

I'd like the first season to be about figuring out who Adam Carroll is, and the second to find out what's in the Hatch.

Edited by Thunderbolt

Adam Carolla?

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 03:53 PM)
I'd like the first season to be about figuring out who Adam Carroll is, and the second to find out what's in the Hatch.

:lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting

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:lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting

 

omg, I messed up, I meant Steve Carell

 

I'll edit the original post :lolhitting

AJ as Dwight.

Beckham as Ryan.

 

I think the most important question would be who would be Creed?

Edited by ROC Sox Fan

QUOTE (ROC Sox Fan @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 04:55 PM)
AJ as Dwight.

Beckham as Ryan.

 

I think the most important question would be who would be Creed?

I think Joey Cora is just creepy enough...

QUOTE (ROC Sox Fan @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 03:55 PM)
AJ as Dwight.

Beckham as Ryan.

 

I think the most important question would be who would be Creed?

 

 

Omar Vizquel?

 

Buehrles gotta be Jim

 

and Linebrinks gotta be Kevin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jenks is Meredith...with the drinking problems and all.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 04:58 PM)
Jenks is Meredith...with the drinking problems and all.

And similar cup size.

QUOTE (ROC Sox Fan @ Mar 23, 2010 -> 03:55 PM)
AJ as Dwight.

Beckham as Ryan.

 

I think the most important question would be who would be Creed?

 

Joe Crede?

Oney is Dwight. The Assistant (to the) Manager.

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