Just some wimps down there in Texas, huh?

Kind and caring Texans, yes.

Lame crying about it being cold and wet.

Maybe they should try being hot and wet.

Nah, they would cry about that too.

Or, they could try more smog.

Penis.

Quit making me think of yours.

Refrain from telling your wife about those thoughts, Balta.

She already knows.

Tell me she's not filing for divorce.

Useless for a woman to file for divorce in Tennessee, she'd be burned at the stake.

Violence in that state is not uncommon.

We've gotten past that point.

Xevious was a game I spent many quarters on back in the day.

Yes Man is a really horrible movie, Jim Carey can certainly do better.

Zero butt-talking?

Actually that would have helped.

Butt-talking? Oh, as in Ace Ventura!

Cool, I'm not that much older than you!

Depends on what you call better, but seeing one Jim Carry movie is about enough.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Forget you guys.

I've gone from getting "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country" to "Forget you"?

Just take a deep breath and relax pal.