Besides, we would have to figure out new competitions for them.

Catnapping contests could be included.

Dogs would be very interested in nipping some cats

 

Everyone likes cats. (Wait, did we move from cannibalism to eating felines?)

Funny interpretation right there, though not the oddest.

Good for your health, cat meat is?

Hey, try some Chinese!

I got way too ill the last time I did that in China.

Just don't think of it as cats.

Keep telling that to my intestines. Lost like 15 pounds on that one.

Loser intestines.

My knees disagree and insist taht they are the real losers.

Na na na na....Na na na na.....

Oh yeah, playing my favorite song!

Please, that's my favorite song.

Quit f***ing around, really?

Really, I swear on my Chet Lemon underwear!!!

Steam really is your favorite?

Two times, I have said it now.

Unbelievable.

Vampires also love that song!!

WTF?

Xylophone used in that song or am I in need of a hearing aid?

Your avatar made me LOL.

Zany instruments those Xylophones