Apples make a great pipe......I hear....

By word man, what are you saying exactly?

Can't sorry.

Don't be shy.

Everybody know I have trouble expressing myself.

Everybody know I have trouble expressing myself.

Fried chicken crammed in your mouth at all times might be the cause of this problem.

Fried chicken crammed in your mouth at all times might be the cause of this problem.

Glad you brought that up because it's your avatar!!!

Ha-ha.

I have nightmares about that avatar.

Just punch him.

Kick him?

Lasso him.

Mount him?

No thank you.

 

Obviously the answer is to dip him in hot oil and eat him.

Paprika, oregano, and bread crumb seasoning will be the best way to start.

Quiche on the side?

Russians make quiches, don't they?

So says my Idiots Guide to Russia booklet.

Soviets don't exist anymore.

That's what they want you to think.

Ural mountain range is where they're all hiding.

Very old continental landmass collision.

We talking post super-pangea collision, right?

X-raying the rocks is boring...