Rios?

Such a low blow!

That's just how I roll.

Understandable though. He'd be boy-band cute...if he could ever hit.

Virtually a hottie.

Wonder if he thinks I'm cute.

X rays of you are cute.

You ought to see the surface tissue

Zero chance I could handle that.

Always smooth and moist

Boing!!!

C U next Wednesday!

Do i want to know what happens on wednesday?

Everyone wants to know!!!

Finches could care less.

Good idea, suggest bird types to the guy who made a living frying them in oil.

Have those finches jump right in the pot.

Images of frying birds have to start with dodo birds.

Just season them well.

KFC does just that.

Let's see the ingredient list to judge for sure.

Maybe BigSqwert has it on his posters in his room?

Not very likely. Probably can't read it through all the chicken fat.

Oh I doubt that is chicken fat on his posters...

Probably some sort of sticky biologically produced substance at least.