Might slightly overcook it if the laser isn't perfectly tuned.

Nah.

Obviously you're inexperienced with lasers.

Please, I am half trekkie.

Quit pretending. Trekkies know that by the 22nd century laser-based weapons were out of style.

Really? I am a 21st century trekkie, so I am still way ahead of my time.

Somehow I don't think you're going to like the 21st century. That's when World War 3 happens. 600 million dead.

That include California?

Unless they rebuilt it exactly as before, somehow San Francisco survived. It was later attacked by the Romulans in the 23rd century (universe B) and the Breen in the 24th century (Universe A)

Ving Rhames then becomes President. Oh wait, I'm thinking of the 5th Element.

Well, he's better than President Camacho.

X-President Carter objects.

X-cellent movie btw. Probably my favorite movie President of all time.

You sneaky bastard!

Zounds that was mean.

Apples go well with deep fried presidents.

Benjamin Harrison was forgettable.

Clinton was Clintanious.

Don't mess with the clenis.

Exactly.

Ford was good extra crispy.

Gremlins too.

How do you know?

I think he fed a Mogwai after midnight.

Just take my word for it.