Just stop. Please.

Kinky videos are only a google search away.

Lets hunt down and destroy this Google.

Me thinks that would be like Frodo taking on an army of Orcs.

Not sure which side is the hobbits and which side is the orcs.

Orcs suck.

Perhaps they suck thumbs.

Quite an astute observation.

Really makes me wonder if Dayan is actually an Orc. Has anyone seen his birth certificate?

Someone should make him run for President.

There's no way he'd get elected since he's not in bed with big oil or the banks.

Unless his team happens to have an in with BP. They don't sponsor anything noteworthy do they?

Very noteworthy.

Well, at least they're good stewards of their business license.

X-rays need to be taken of that business license to see if it's radioactive.

Yinka Dare was very tall.

Žydrūnas Ilgauskas is too.

And Mugsy Bogues is not

Bogues could fit in their pockets.

Cuz he was only 5'3"

Dude probably lived in Lillibridge's village.

Elf jokes are not cool with short people.

First of all, I never mentioned elves.

GMAB, I know what you meant you elf hater.

Hey now! I've been fighting for elven equal rights for several years now.