I don't believe you... you... six footer!

Just stop already!

Kibosh the elf hate NOW!

Let's refocus the hate on the existence of this thread.

My vote for best thread on this terrible site.

Now you are cooking with fire!

Olive oil & white wine infused tofu, grilled with lemon, capers and garlic.

Possibly tasty.

Quite tasty, as long as he isn't frying up Lililbridge's cousin.

Really, the cousin isn't tasty?

So not cool! Elves are people too!

They're not men though.

UGH!

Universal health care wouldn't even cover them.

VEGANS SHOULDN"T EAT ELVES!

We don't, fool!

xerxes the great was pretty mediocre if you ask me.

You've probably only read his wikipedia page.

Zero good info on that page.

Actually there is but you're notorious for skimming.

But that isn't true!

Care to prove it?

Don't tempt him.

exactly. I read that whole last post.

Forget it.