Good, I read that one too.

How impressive.

Impressive? Of course it is.

Just the idea of you reading something must impress.

KING ME!

Let's all remember the great man who said a dictatorship would be easier as long as he was the dicator.

Mandela?

Not him.

Obama!

Perhaps.

Quentin Richardson?

Right after he learns to play defense we can vote for him.

Sassy!

That's not a word I'd use to describe him.

Ubaldo, might have got sassy tonight.

Victor Martinez did not.

We could trade for him.

X-rays would be a good thing to check if we do.

You enjoy the radiation, i'll enjoy a beer.

Zoom Zoom, I love those commercials

Apparently God hates Rick Perry and Texas. Still no rain after their day of prayer.

Blessed Texas with his own hand, God did.

Could explain the heat. The finger of a high energy being pushing itself into the atmosphere would probably push a large amount of energy into that region.

Damn

Evidently, science disagrees.