Quite expensive to have a CSI dude come in to analyze the material.

Really? I'm not paying for it.

So you'd rather inspect these stains yourself?

Thatfunkymotion sounds like the perfect person for that job. He already has funk in his name.

Unfortunately I have a restraining order against him. You'll have to check it out all on your own...or ask Balta to help out.

Very good idea to involve Balta. He likes that science crap.

When will you 2 come over to my bedroom? Tonight at 11pm works for me. Make sure to bring robes.

XL still?

Yes, that's what she said.

zoinks, there is going to be a girl there this time?

Awesome, I'll make sure to get samples.

BS samples this time.

Can we avoid sampling the BS? I already know its isotopic composition.

Damn, you already know BigSqwerts make up? Does his wife know?

Eventually most humans approach similiar isotope values. Unless he's way overweight.

for realz?

Good shot at at, at least in carbon and oxygen. The air you breathe and the food you eat dominates.

Hey Everyone! It's Balta Nye, The Science Guy!

I just do what they pay me to do.

Just get Sqwerts sample looked at. Make sure you check it for HGH.

Keep funding labs and we'll look at those things. Keep cutting taxes and there'll be no one to do that test.

Look in the criminal database.

May I ask if you spit the sample out into a beaker?

No.

Obviously spit is not the right fluid.