Fine. I don't get it.

Good

Heckling people now?

I can't believe I helped catch a purse snatcher today! (see my facebook status)

Just can't believe you taught your kid to snatch purses already.

Kids can be taught things???

Like how to eat chicken.

Make them cook the chicken, then I'll eat it!!!

Not until we get rid of those job-killing regulations that say you can't put 3 year olds to work at the deep fryer.

Oh, were you planning to telling on me??

Probably.

Questioning our friendship now!!!

Really, we're friends?

SUCKER!

That's what he said.

Um, who is she?

Victoria, ex-WWE wrestler.

Well then I don't care.

XXX female wrestlers are more interesting

You find that interesting? Guess it must be a Republican thing.

Zebra wrestling is what I like!!!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?!?

Bears!!!

Canucks suck

Don't feel very impressed by this Packers defense.