Coming in here and showering me with compliments will serve you well.

Don't make me think about you showering.

Even if I tell you that I've been working out?

Fantastic. Now I have to think about your body both naked and sweaty.

Get that image out of my head.

Here, cover him in oil...get him all greasy. That will help.

I need to ban some people on this website.

Just because of the thought of BS's body glistening in sweat an oil?

Kicking people out for that is well justified

 

Let's grease up 2k5 a bit, see if that helps.

Man I will kill you if you open that baby oil

Now my dear there's no need for threats

Oh? That is a promise.

Promise butter substitute makes a fine grease/oil.

Quit making me laugh on the train. People are looking at me like I'm crazy.

Really? So how is that different than how the normally look at yhou?

So, I should get the oil???

That would be the last mistake you ever make.

Uniformly slather some warm coconut oil on me, please.

Very risky move you are making

Why is that? I won't bite.

X-rays are what you will be needing.

You shouldn't be oiled up when taking X-rays. The equipment could get messy.

ZING!

Awesome.