Xerox does not hire chickens!!

You go away!

Zero chance of that!!

Awesome. Maybe now that the seasons' over we should start a different thread and leave this one to you?

But why?

Cry if you want!!

Dudes don't cry.

Everybody hurts.

Fools

Go tell it on a mountain.

Hellz no

I bet you can't even climb.

Just say the word and let's go. Do you know anything about mountains?

Kansas City has great mountains!!!

Lets drop you in the Alps and learn you something.

My mom owns the Alps.

Now you own this site. congrats.

Oh should I switch it to Chickentalk?

Probably. I'd recommend hiring Ozzie Guillen.

Question is will Greg Walker come with.

Really, you think walker can handle the chicken?

Sure he will teach them lift and pull!!!

The chickens need to lift more.

Understood.

Very unlikely.