Why do you say that?

X - Why I sometimes visit this thread and slowly back away.

You're right Tex!!

Yikes

 

Zounds.

Amen

Butter my muffin!!

Creme brule?

Don't get me started!!!

Eclair?

Fatty.

Goulash?

He's a Russky!

Ich ben Berliner.

Just don't bring me that donut.

King Kong sized donuts only.

Let's try to find an appropriate deep fryer.

Making chicken donuts !!

Not looking forward to trying these fries.

Obviously you just need to add gravy and call it part of Thanksgiving.

Perhaps a pinch of parsley would peak it's pleasantness.

quite right slick

Russian vodka would help too.

Smirnoff to be exact

That stuff is awful.