Now what is that supposed to mean?

Oblivious.

Please.

Quickly getting annoyed with a web site

Really, why?

Surely he should have known that those "free" porn sites require a credit card to get true access.

That's why you have separate credit cards for the porno.

Useless features that took forever to load.

Very good idea to have a disposable cell phone too.

Wouldn't you know.

XXX calls are not good for others to get.

You have them calling you now?

Zambrano has a XXX line.

And you know this how?

Because he saw the movie.

Cub porn isn't my cup of tea.

Don't like losers?

Exactly

f*** the Cubs, I say.

Giovanni Soto is a douche with that lame beard/stache combo.

Have you any grey poupon?

I hate Mike Quade because he is too shiny.

Just because we decided to tax forehead wax.

Kindly put your pants back on then.

Lets see some pics.