Unless you're a college student.

Vodka sucks anyway.

Well, it has its moments.

XO is better

You sure?

Zelda wouldn't steer me wrong.

Although I think she gets kidnapped a lot.

b**** needs to get a bodyguard.

Can bodyguards really be effective against Ganon?

Depends on the bodyguard

Everyone stop this silly talk!!!!

Fortunately, we don't have to listen to you.

Get off of my Sox board!!

Ha!

It's not mine?

Jim is my other name.

Keep that to yourself.

Lets all think about things Tex should keep to himself.

Most everything I post

Now you're posting things from your pants.

Oh this should be fun.

Probably need to remove my man card.

Questioning that.

Really? Here you go.

smells like teen spirit