Aruba would be more my speed.

Bring us back something nice.

Caio

Don't forget to write.

Everyone stand up and stretch

Fox news! (totally NSFW).

 

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Cee Lo Green - F**k You
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive

GTFO!

(Heck of a) good song made worse by replacing f*** with forget.

 

EDITING IS FUN!

Edited November 12, 201015 yr by The Critic

I thought it sounded best with "Fox News" replacing it.

Jokes on you!

Kindly let me in on the joke please?

Look at how google voicemail transcription can go awry. This is a message from my 15 year old daughter:

 

Yeah, Hi, I was just calling to tell you that I received my husband.

Maybe there's just something you need to know...

Now that's something I'm not prepared for.

Or she moved to India

Please don't even joke about that. She hates Indian food.

Quite hard to live in India when you hate the food.

Quite hard to live in India when you hate the food.

Rajan, my coworker, would agree.

Sometimes it's not your mouth that hates the food, sometimes its your digestive tract.

Texas agrees with my stomach.

Until you have your cholesterol checked.

Very true.

Well, that and your, um, digestive system. That too.

X-Rays will prove you wrong!

You do realize that X-rays pass right through most tissue, correct?