The f*** is wrong with you guys?

Uh-huh, like you don't know.

Very soon you will. Or at least you'll have a facebook question about it.

Whoo Aahh!!

 

Xanthochroic is probably not a word he ever used.

Yellow pasty people weren't his thing? I thought he was blind?!?

Zoo animals stopped liking you a while ago Flaxx.

Aardvarks, antelope, and and Adelie penguins actually ascertain I am altogether amiable.

Bats though...have this odd thing where they don't like you.

Chiropterans both mega- and micro- can't get enough of me.

Dinophilus do like you. They want to digest you.

Even geologists should know enough to italicize the name of a genus. And it's clowns that want to eat me.

Funny clowns, they amuse me.

Geologists don't like life. They tend to prefer the results of the combination of yeast and sugars.

Hi Rock lover.

I gotta get my rocks off somehow.

Jacking off tends to help that too.

Kouts Indiana isn't too far from here.

Lonely place...

Mediocre place too.

Now how would you know that?

Oh its just down the road

Perhaps you and I have different definitions of just down the road. Kouts is 30 miles from Michigan City with no direct highway connection.

Quite close in the grand scheme of things.

Really, you only think that because you have a car. That's a heckuva hike.