46 pitches through 4 for Philip. That's good.

 

35 strikes, 11 balls. That's almost Twins-good

CF is a bad place to hit a ball hard in this ballpark.

That's a HR for Teahen in most parks. Collmenter is just throwing pure garbage up to the plate.

Another not bad play by Teahen.

Omar has got to stick that in his pocket.

 

Maybe he'll learn that one with more experience.

Not a quality bunt there, helps the Sox out a lot. Nicely fielded Philip.

Failing on that bunt saved the Sox a run.

Big time pitch Phil.

Big time pitch Phil.

You wonder how bad this team would be without Phil Humber and Paul Konerko...two guys most of us weren't thinking would be on the roster in November of last year

You wonder how bad this team would be without Phil Humber and Paul Konerko...two guys most of us weren't thinking would be on the roster in November of last year

bottom dwelling, for sure

You wonder how bad this team would be without Phil Humber and Paul Konerko...two guys most of us weren't thinking would be on the roster in November of last year

If Paul Konerko wasn't here, we were going to be fully rebuilding.

this guy's motion looks like Sid Finch

Ok Phil, how about we snap back to a quick inning here.

Quick inning, exactly what Phil needed.

 

73 pitches through 6

If Paul Konerko wasn't here, we were going to be fully rebuilding.

A lot of people were talking here that we should sign D Lee instead and save 5M and use it on a reliever, so not so sure about that...

I wonder where Paulie is staying this weekend?

paulie RAKIN'

I wonder where Paulie is staying this weekend?

Holiday Inn Express for sure.

Why did I go to the bathroom when Konerko was up?

 

Konerko ties Harold Baines on the all time HR list.

A lot of people were talking here that we should sign D Lee instead and save 5M and use it on a reliever, so not so sure about that...

If we'd signed DLee, we'd already have sold off anyone other teams would take.

I don't want to know where we would be without PK.

Dunn looks like he's put on weight since ST

please please please please please be real

I don't want to know where we would be without PK.

 

I'm sure the DBs would like him. He seems to hit well there.

 

I walk into the kitchen and Rios homers.

 

I need to get out of the ****ing room.