First comedian Stephen Colbert took a shot at Adam Dunn.

 

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-r...-in--60-seconds

 

Now it is The Onion, which reported yesterday that Major League Baseball has decided that Adam Dunn no longer meets the minimum requirements to be considered a major-league baseball player.

 

Dunn celebrated the decision by knocking his .163 average down to .161.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/with-163-...idered-a,21121/

If he goes oh-for-April and May next year again I sure hope he retires.

how about o-for-the rest of August and September.

 

I don't know about retiring, but he should offer Chairman Reinsdorf a rebate.

Love the onion.

Over the years I've come to the realization that onions are one of the best toppings on a pizza. Combine them with sausage, pepperoni, and mushroom. People have written poems about how beautiful that is.

If he goes oh-for-April and May next year again I sure hope he retires.

 

 

He will work out over the winte and hit 45 homers in 2012

He will work out over the winte and hit 45 homers in 2012

 

:lolhitting

Our offense stunk tonight even with Dunn on the bench.

That's pretty crazy.

Too bad Lilly didn't light into a couple pitches with that uppercut of his.

I wonder if he's going to report to spring training about 40 lbs lighter? If he shows up fat again and he goes 0 for April and May, everyone will know that he doesn't care.

I wonder if he's going to report to spring training about 40 lbs lighter? If he shows up fat again and he goes 0 for April and May, everyone will know that he doesn't care.

 

Great point. If he's the same Dunn I don't see how he can't be urged by his loved ones to retire.

Is he married with kids?

Can he take the abuse/national ridicule one more year?