May 3, 201312 yr Author Morons everywhere are ruining the game for kids. This one was hopefully saved & learned a valuable lesson about what NOT to do with a home run ball thanks to his disillusioned fan sister. More kids out there need the help though. Edited May 3, 201312 yr by The Ultimate Champion
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ May 3, 2013 -> 08:05 AM) Morons everywhere are ruining the game for kids. This one was hopefully saved & learned a valuable lesson about what NOT to do with a home run ball thanks to his dumb slut sister. More kids out there need the help though. Nice upper leg tattoo on her...
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 3, 2013 -> 08:22 AM) "Slut" might be pushing it.... QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ May 3, 2013 -> 08:20 AM) Nice upper leg tattoo on her...
May 3, 201312 yr What if I've always wanted to throw a Cubs HR ball back into the field at Wrigley? Is that acceptable?
May 3, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (Jake @ May 3, 2013 -> 10:39 AM) Yeah it's BS that they threw the ball back. Don't need the slut shaming though You know what Mr. Jake? You are absolutely right. I will edit my posts so that they are not so mean spirited. Thank you.
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (IowanSoxFan @ May 3, 2013 -> 11:02 AM) What if I've always wanted to throw a Cubs HR ball back into the field at Wrigley? Is that acceptable? Only if you like beer thrown at you (at best) or being murdered (at worst).
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 3, 2013 -> 01:33 PM) Only if you like beer thrown at you (at best) or being murdered (at worst). Or be made to watch cubs baseball (full out torture)
May 3, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 3, 2013 -> 01:46 PM) I'd still hit it. The girl that is. Damn. Really? You'd have so many crabs there would be a line of hobos following you around with metal detectors like "there's gotta be some gold in this motherf***er." Cuz they'd think you're a beach. That was my attempt at a joke. Those usually don't work out for me so well. Jokes that is.
May 3, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 3, 2013 -> 01:33 PM) Only if you like beer thrown at you (at best) or being murdered (at worst). All you'd have to tell them is that the other team hit it. It's not like they'd be watching anyway. That's because they're all farm-fed Iowans who stare at cows all day. When you stare at a cow every single day for a good 20+ years you just learn to tone out everything to the point where you can't even see what is in front of you. That's why they never start throwing garbage onto the field until the 7th inning or so, because that's when they find out they're losing (they've been down since the third).
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ May 3, 2013 -> 02:20 PM) Damn. Really? You'd have so many crabs there would be a line of hobos following you around with metal detectors like "there's gotta be some gold in this motherf***er." Cuz they'd think you're a beach. That was my attempt at a joke. Those usually don't work out for me so well. Jokes that is. QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ May 3, 2013 -> 02:24 PM) All you'd have to tell them is that the other team hit it. It's not like they'd be watching anyway. That's because they're all farm-fed Iowans who stare at cows all day. When you stare at a cow every single day for a good 20+ years you just learn to tone out everything to the point where you can't even see what is in front of you. That's why they never start throwing garbage onto the field until the 7th inning or so, because that's when they find out they're losing (they've been down since the third). Don't quit your day job.
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ May 3, 2013 -> 02:20 PM) Damn. Really? You'd have so many crabs there would be a line of hobos following you around with metal detectors like "there's gotta be some gold in this motherf***er." Cuz they'd think you're a beach. That was my attempt at a joke. Those usually don't work out for me so well. Jokes that is. I have low standards.
May 3, 201312 yr There's no way that the woman in red is that little kid's sister. Also, my monitor kind of smells like a beach at low tide now.
May 3, 201312 yr A few years ago I caught a four ball (bare handed I might add) and there were two kids next to me. I gave one of them the ball. Their dad works with mine and I later found out it made their day and they loved the ball. Not to gloat, but THAT is what you SHOULD do.
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 3, 2013 -> 03:17 PM) A few years ago I caught a four ball (bare handed I might add) and there were two kids next to me. I gave one of them the ball. Their dad works with mine and I later found out it made their day and they loved the ball. Not to gloat, but THAT is what you SHOULD do. That's what they did in this video, but that b**** probably said something like "can I see the ball?" and then proceeded to throw it onto the field like a dumbf***.
May 3, 201312 yr Yeah if that was my kid and some person threw their ball onto the field after asking to see it, I would throw them on the field to retrieve it.
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 3, 2013 -> 02:38 PM) I have low standards. To each their own but she looks like your typical Texas trash. LMAO.
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (pettie4sox @ May 3, 2013 -> 04:01 PM) To each their own but she looks like your typical Texas trash. LMAO. They have the best flavor.
May 3, 201312 yr QUOTE (IowanSoxFan @ May 3, 2013 -> 11:02 AM) What if I've always wanted to throw a Cubs HR ball back into the field at Wrigley? Is that acceptable? That's hilarious because I was at a Cubs game earlier this year and thought the same thing.
May 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ May 3, 2013 -> 01:12 PM) You know what Mr. Jake? You are absolutely right. I will edit my posts so that they are not so mean spirited. Thank you. The PC police strike again.
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