Fortunately only poor people go to jail for drugs.

Good drugs are less expensive than lawyers... or so I've heard.

Helps when you don't get charged in the first place.

It does?

Just be happy you're not one of the ones the police assumes are guilty.

Kind of disingenuous when I work in an industry that makes you prove you aren't breaking laws.

Let's assume that everyone in that industry should be in jail and start anew. It's pretty fair.

Mainly that is how the FINRA exam works.

Not the type of stuff us ordinary folks want to talk about on NYE.

Only one of my two kids is still awake and it's still 126 minutes until the ball drops.

Pour some Red Bull in their sippy cups next year.

Quit playing the slow jams.

Read the riot act to those who fall asleep before midnight.

s***, just bang some pots and pans over their head. Works for me.

Tell sleepy kids if they doze off Santa won't come next Christmas Eve.

Under an hour to go and the older one is still hanging in there.

Very snowy here. Going to be some fun drives home for the Amateur crowd.

Well, the second kid conked out 34 minutes short of midnight.

Xanax?

You sure seem to talk a lot about drugs. I'm starting to get concerned.

Zany lefties love their drugs.

And now an extra 6 million people can get them without going bankrupt.

Buy your cocaine here!

Colorado hasn't legalized that one yet.

Drugs are definitely needed during dental procedures. Ouch.