Ross Gload Fan

But he would be our dbag ?

The only one I would even remotely consider on that list is Kyle Seager.

I was just about to say this. Kopech can still be an ace, I really like what I see from Lopez (coaching and conditioning could help), Robert is still getting used to things and getting over nagging dumb injuries. The talent is there and just needs more time. I think the true fans respect and see this. It's the people who dont make it their life to know about this that are blind to see it.

Don't encourage them. Or the Sox lol

Alonso better do something to help us.

This makes me afraid there are more stupid teams out there willing to help the Cubs.

Damn. He just called your balls small, bro.

He isn't exactly random. And they were expecting him lol

In case you needed a good chuckle:

Thome is gonna come through. #MrIncredible

Also, I would have to think joining the Sox on a leap of faith (and a ton of money) would be a good first step in repairing his image. Most likely, he doesnt care at all about his image, just my opinion.

I, too, absolutely love the title of this thread. Wakanda Forever!

We really need some juicy tweets to come out about stuff cuz this discussion has really died. I expected it, tho.

I just don't see it.

Everybody is getting so down right now. The Yankee media is talking the morale up because they had to sit through what we had to the last 2 days. Spinning positivity as actual facts to get people off the ledge. We are still in this thing. I truly believe that. We may not have the prestige, but money talks and we will be there in the end. Cheer up, everyone.

House Hunters and Pitch Perfect 2 mentioned in the same day. MACHADO TO CHICAGO CONFIRMED.

Got anything juicy for us to hold our prayers onto til tomorrow, bud?

Oh ok, I knew the Chili stuff but didnt know he had a new persona lol

Did I miss something about a JoeCoolMan rumor? What is that?

Oh I agree, which is why I feel that way.

To me, this is either a piece to bring down everyone before the letdown or an impatient crybaby piece aimed to guilt these guys for constantly overlooking us. Its a really bad look, IMO.

Should I reference JR as "Fat Jerry"? ?

In perhaps the absolute lamest correlation ever, this thread is like Pitch Perfect 2 when the old Bellas of the past team up with the new Bellas to take out the evil Germans to win the World A Capella Championship only this time the Germans are the Yanks and Phillies and that championship is Machado and or Harper. I'll see myself out lol

Boy, this is the most derailed thread ever lol